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BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!

0311marine0311marine Member Posts: 3,233
edited August 2004 in General Discussion
The White House - 2005

One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from
across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go
in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't
reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry"

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry
is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to
the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with
President Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here
asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry
is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you
tomorrow."


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    ZERODINZERODIN Member Posts: 6,338
    edited November -1
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    BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    Why's the Marine talking while on White House Guard Detail? Or saluting a civilian? [:D][:P]

    "Our finest tribute to our fallen dead would be to convince their sons that we were not Rambo and neither are they. -Gus Hasford
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    It does have a certain ring to it, doesn't it? [}:)][}:)][^]

    "We become what we habitually do. If we act rightly, we become upright men. If we habitually act wrongly, or weakly, we become weak and corrupt" - *ARISTOTLE*

    **Like Grandad used to say--"It'll feel better when it quits hurtin"
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    CHGOTHNDERCHGOTHNDER Member Posts: 8,936 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sweeeeeet.[:D][:D][:D]

    PJ

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    bosly1187bosly1187 Member Posts: 220 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The best joke I have heard in a while. Thanks.[:D][:D][:D]

    A CLEAN GUN IS A HAPPY GUN.
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    mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    No Marines guard the White House. That's why I changed it to "policeman" when I posted this about 2 weeks ago. [:P]

    Mudge the plagiarized

    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!<BR>
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    IowaIowa Member Posts: 424 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    now that's funny!
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    He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 50,964 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    But not prophetic.[}:)]
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    plains scoutplains scout Member Posts: 4,563
    edited November -1
    But mudge everyone knows you are Mudge the grumpy so they could not understand the joke[:D]

    Just poking a little fun buddy.[;)]

    "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
    ~Abraham Lincoln
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    headzilla97headzilla97 Member Posts: 6,445
    edited November -1
    now that was funny

    My old man's backhand used to land,
    Hard on the side of my head.
    I just learned to stay out of his way.
    There's been streetfights, blue lights,
    Long nights with the world sittin' on my chest:
    It just showed me how much I could take.
    Hard times, bad luck.
    Sometimes, life sucks.
    That's all right, I'm ok.
    It ain't nothin' but another day.
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    alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Good un[:D][:D][:D][:D]



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