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The Nun (Old but Funny)

ATFATF Member Posts: 13,304
edited October 2004 in General Discussion
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't
want to offend
you".

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old
as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get
a chance
to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
there's nothing
you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me.."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and
Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker
blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
sta rts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess,
I'm married and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm
going to a
Halloween party." [:D][:D][:D][:D]


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