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Wishes
woodsrunner
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Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when a beautiful
woman passes them. She's 5'10", 120 lbs, 38-24-36, wearing a
string bikini with no tan lines.
The first gay man turns to his friend, sighs audibly and in a
breathless whisper says, "It's women like her that sometimes
make me wish I was a lesbian." [:I][:I]
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woman passes them. She's 5'10", 120 lbs, 38-24-36, wearing a
string bikini with no tan lines.
The first gay man turns to his friend, sighs audibly and in a
breathless whisper says, "It's women like her that sometimes
make me wish I was a lesbian." [:I][:I]
volenti non fit injuria
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Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: "Fairies are female."