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I CAN

RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
edited August 2003 in General Discussion
out jump, out run, out shoot, out fight and out spit anyone on this sissy board! As for the ladies I can pee my initials in the snow. Can you?[}:)]
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  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Been dippin' in the viagra again have we?[:D]

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
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  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    Toolbabe says bring it on bigboy[}:)][:D]
    TOOLS

    General TOOLS RRG

    Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill

    When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
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  • powdersmokepowdersmoke Member Posts: 3,241
    edited November -1
    [}:)][}:)]I'm meaner an' ery a man here. I out uglied the grizzly b'ar. I runs down deer in my stocking feet. Sidewinders move when we meet. I spit rattle snake pisan. Rassle gators with my bear han's. If they hear my footsteps Panthers run. I knock down bulls just for fun.[:(!]

    You may think that you da man, but you cain't do half what I can.[}:)][:I][:D]

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    When you wrestle a 'gator, there ain't no good end!!

    "Molon Labe!" Spartan General-King Leonidas
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  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    I can out snore, out belch, out fart...oops gotta go.
    And sometimes I leave the seat up ON PURPOSE!!!

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    (Quote Rosie: I can pee my initials in the snow. Can you?)

    Rosie,....what kind of prostrate cure have you been using? [;)]
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  • oldgunneroldgunner Member Posts: 2,466 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now Rosie, that peein' initials in the snow ain't no big deal, lessen ya can print 'em with periods in betwix.

    There are no bad guns, only bad people.
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have been dethroned by Powdersmoke and Big Daddy! It is now up to you two to carry on the tradition. Tools, does she mean she is gonna whip my but or out pee me? I am still the peeing champ you know.[:I]
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Oldgunner
    You should know I don't print them, I write in long hand!
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  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    Rosie Dont you remember Pabooger's little peeing man?[:0][B)][:D] I think Toolbabe wants you to prove it[}:)]
    TOOLS

    General TOOLS RRG

    Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill

    When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I can choke a stick. I can smoke a brick. I can make cold steel BLEED. John Wayne would rather wa-toosie with a rattlesnake than **** with me!
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  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    I'm too young for that kind of pressure!! Beside there ain't but one throne I like to sit on, right next to the gun mag rack, aka- the fortress of solitude. I live with five females ya know!
    To determine the number of bathrooms you will require in your home take the number of females in your life, add one for company, add another in case the company is female, and two for you. One of which you just use to store t.p., razors and shaving cream for them to steal... I mean borrow, the other is THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE where you spend the big bucks on locks and ventilation.

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
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  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    Bigdaddy I wish I had knowen that before I built my house[:0] I still end up useing the great outdoors[xx(][^]
    TOOLS

    General TOOLS RRG

    Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill

    When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You are a smarter man than me BD. I had to pee out behind the pine trees Friday when some of the kids were here. Tools, you remember what happened to Pa? ADMIN cut his stinger off!! Now I don't know about Pa but I can't afford to lose even a small portion of anything I have!!
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  • paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
    edited November -1
    I still have my stinger I just save it for special occasions![:D]

    pacamo

    To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
    This was the Ancient law of Youth
    Old times are past, old times are done:
    But the Law runs true, O little son!
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  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    The telephone company has removed all the telephone booths around here so I had to hang up my cape and retire.


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  • rinkydinkrinkydink Member Posts: 76 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Speaking of bathrooms. A sunday school teacher asked her students where they thought Jesus was. Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and waived furiously. The teacher did not want to call on johnny due to his reputation.

    Mary what do you think? He's in my heart.

    Very good, Mary. Robert, what do you think?

    He's in heavan replied Robert.


    Ok. Ok. Johnny. Where do you think Jesus is?

    In our bathroom, boomed Johnny.

    The embarrassed teacher said, "Now Johnny, what makes you think Jesus is in your bathroom?"

    Johnny replied, very coolly, every morning, my Dad gets up, pounds on the bathroom door and exclaims, "J.C. are you still in there?!"
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  • FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,279 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You guys aint tough-
    I still own my guns, I still have a job, I still drive a 4x4, I own a home, I can still Vote, I can still fish and hunt.

    and the #1 thing that makes me tough, I am A Calif. Republican. (wonder if I can be protected as an endangered spices) [;)][:o)]

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    "I know Everything because
    my Wife is a Hair Stylist"
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  • firing pinfiring pin Member Posts: 144 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lots of talk without proof.Come by my range and will see !! about the shooting that is.HAHA
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