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Crazy "WOMEN" genes get me from time to time!!!

Locust ForkLocust Fork Member Posts: 32,053 ✭✭✭✭
edited February 2011 in General Discussion
I don't know what it is about the female hormone that makes us PSYCHO every once in a while. Its just nuts some of the stuff that gets to me.

Guys don't seem to be as manipulative or twisted...not that guys are perfect, but it seems sometimes I do things or think things that are very "girl" like.
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  • moonshinemoonshine Member Posts: 8,471
    edited November -1
    quote:PSYCHO every once in a while.

    every once in a while
    every once in a while
    every once in a while
    every once in a while
    every once in a while
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,084 ******
    edited November -1
    Wait until menopause hits...
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  • zinkzink Member Posts: 6,456 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    Wait until menopause hits...




    we call it "mentalpause" around here![;)]
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  • Reaper1862Reaper1862 Member Posts: 839 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Men lose it too, they just do it around other men.
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  • PanzerSlayer2PanzerSlayer2 Member Posts: 1,798 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Crazy women genes is redundant.
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  • PRO X 2 800PRO X 2 800 Member Posts: 917 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Menopause? I have remodeled a perfectly good bathroom. Added on a dining room. Added the old dining room to the living room. Bought her a Cadillac,because she WANTED it.

    The dog ,and I stay in the basement lifting weights. I cook most of the time. I try not to listen very much. I try not to talk very much. I wonder when my wife turned into her mother.I wonder when she turned into my mother.

    Yes its a bad thing! Never thought it would last 12 years ,and still be going strong. Hope that I can out live it ,and find my wife again. You haven't lived until the grown woman you are with starts to do a strip tease in line at the grocery store,because she is the only person in the store who is hot except for other menopausal babes.

    Oh yeah never ever use the words Psycho,Crazy,or Seek Help,because its ALL YOUR FAULT ANYWAY. I can't figure out why the hot flashes,and the cold sweats are at the opposite of times when she should be hot,or cold.

    I have demanded that the demon inside reveal itself to me in the name of our Lord,but alas no response it is only her. I think even the demons are afraid! Not to worry Locust Fork she was your age when she started,and has no sign of wearing down!
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  • ChrisInTempeChrisInTempe Member Posts: 15,562 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    I don't know what it is about the female hormone that makes us PSYCHO every once in a while. Its just nuts some of the stuff that gets to me.

    Guys don't seem to be as manipulative or twisted...not that guys are perfect, but it seems sometimes I do things or think things that are very "girl" like.


    Every once in a while I read a post that makes me wish I could find an old beer commercial on YouTube. The one where Charleton Heston turns to the "I LOVE YOU MAN!" guy and says back to him ...

    "You scare the hell out of me"

    There's a bunch of times that as the Man of the Establishment I urgently needed that video in the face of Scary Female Hormone Events.
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  • Mk 19Mk 19 Member Posts: 8,170
    edited November -1
    Woops, wrong thread, I thought this was about "Crazy Women in Tight Jeans"[:D][:p]
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  • keystone1974keystone1974 Member Posts: 242 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    When they start acting Crazy.... Hold her down and give it to her until she realizes that she's still a woman who needs it
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  • dongizmodongizmo Member Posts: 14,477 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Can you go untie Larry now?.....
    Don
    The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
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  • CaptFunCaptFun Member Posts: 16,678 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by keystone1974
    When they start acting Crazy.... Hold her down and give it to her until she realizes that she's still a woman who needs it


    Yeah, let us know how that works out for you there sport.

    Mentalpause. Great. I'll have to remember not to say that around the house.
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  • JustCJustC Member Posts: 16,056 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Estrogen is a nasty nasty drug[}:)]
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  • Locust ForkLocust Fork Member Posts: 32,053 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I wish you guys could be a woman just for a little while and then you might understand just what I'm talking about. Its just nuts sometimes.

    I will think out scenarios in my mind that upset me and I actually get mad about it.

    I can't stand this one woman....but I have "friended" her on my Facebook. I guess my subliminal mind wants to punish me or something.

    I set IMPOSSIBLE goals for myself and get so depressed that I don't meet them.

    I still think I will eventually get back into the jeans that I wore before I had THREE HUGE KIDS...so my drawers are FULL and I don't have anything to wear.

    I cry at the DUMBEST things....Carly and Sam made up on Icarly the Nikelodeon show and I'm tearing up here while I'm packing my box filled with firearms to ship out the next day.

    Its crazy....
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  • moonshinemoonshine Member Posts: 8,471
    edited November -1
    quote:I wish you guys could be a woman just for a little while and then you might understand just what I'm talking about. Its just nuts sometimes.
    this will never happen,,,,yes it is
    quote:I will think out scenarios in my mind that upset me and I actually get mad about it.
    I would get mad to if I had your mind.
    quote:I can't stand this one woman....but I have "friended" her on my Facebook. I guess my subliminal mind wants to punish me or something.
    that is possible..
    quote:I set IMPOSSIBLE goals for myself and get so depressed that I don't meet them.
    Don't

    [quote
    I still think I will eventually get back into the jeans that I wore before I had THREE HUGE KIDS...so my drawers are FULL and I don't have anything to wear.

    ][/quote]It will never happen
    [quotecry at the DUMBEST things....Carly and Sam made up on Icarly the Nikelodeon show and I'm tearing up here while I'm packing my box filled with firearms to ship out the next day.

    Its crazy....][/quote]
    strongly suggest you get out of the fire arm bus.as you are rusting the firearms.
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  • Oso2142Oso2142 Member Posts: 2,940 ✭
    edited November -1
    Well, a big Internet hug for Kasey. [:)]

    Don't you know that drugs are bad? Quit taking that estrogen! It's nasty stuff! If men had to take it, at the the level women have to suffer, the whole damn world would turn pink. [V]
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  • milesmiles Member Posts: 2,548 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Kasey, you and Larry need to get away for a few days.
    Sounds like you've just about reached your wits end and
    need a vacation.

    I know you have a lot going on so when you finish all the
    current auctions you have going on, take a break and you
    and Larry haul butt outta town for a few days.

    Been awhile since you went Scuba Diving. Sounds like you
    need to log a few hours and the Gulf's not that far.[8D]
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  • River RatRiver Rat Member Posts: 9,022 ✭
    edited November -1
    I am convinced my ex was blessed with a triple dose of that there psycho gene.
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  • owen219owen219 Member Posts: 3,799
    edited November -1
    Nice vacation needed or at least a day at an expensive big city spa. Go get medical massages and hot tubs in the meantime. Listin to some classic music with headphones and eyes closed. Meditate in the dark or low light surrounding. Go to lunch and shoping by yourself. Howl at the moon and shoot a big gun into the sky. Kick the dog and slap a kid. Throw a cat. Get drunk, nekked, get in the back seat of the car and yell Larry, Larry!!!!!!
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  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,404 ******
    edited November -1
    Women have it rough for sure. But what's this about guys not being perfect?[;)]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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  • TERI234TERI234 Member Posts: 366 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Try going to the shooting range for a day.Shooting a few 100 rounds is a great way to release stress.
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  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Until the things that matter most are at the mercy of those that matter least, you can consider yourself quite normal.[:D]

    Don't worry about we men being hurt or offended by your sometimes inexplicable actions; we are of you and have been our entire lives. It's not because we understand your problem, it's because what you see as irrational, we see as perfectly normal female behavior. [:D]

    Clouder..
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