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REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS

n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
"Hard drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

"Keyboard" - Place to hang your truck keys.

"Window" - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

"Modem" - How you got rid of your dandelions.

"ROM" - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

"Byte" - First word in a kiss-off phrase.

"Reboot" - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

"Network" - Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.

"Mouse" - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

"LAN" - To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

"Cursor" - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

"bit" - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch long ways."

"digital control" - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

"packet" - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip. [}:)][:o)]

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." Winston Churchill

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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    REDNECK COMP TERMS AND WHAT THEY MEAN

    Hard Drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and a trailer load of fertilizer.

    Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys

    Window - Place in your truck to hang your guns

    Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip

    Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions

    Byte - First word in a kiss-off phrase

    Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff

    Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line

    Mouse - Soft, fuzzy thing that you stuff in your beer bottle to get a free case

    LAN - To borrow, as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me your truck!"

    Cursor - What some guys do when they get mad at their woman

    Bit - A wager, as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

    Digital Control - What your fingers do on the TV remote

    Packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.


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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    Bit"
    A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
    "Byte"
    First word in a kiss-off phrase.
    "Cursor"
    What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
    "Digital control" - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
    "Floppy"
    When you run out of Polygrip.
    "Hard drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
    "Keyboard" --- Place to hang your truck keys.
    "LAN"
    To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
    "Modem"
    How you got rid of your dandelions.
    "Mouse"
    Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
    "Network" ---- Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
    "Packet"
    What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart before a trip.
    "Reboot"
    What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
    "ROM"
    Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
    "Window"
    Place in the truck to hang your guns.
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  • jastrjastr Member Posts: 463 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Funny....hmm seems you might be refering too a few of the guys round these parts...

    lets all be responsible! shoot a criminal! Remember 0% of firearms pull there own trigger!
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  • NighthawkNighthawk Member Posts: 12,022 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The Modem rules LMAO!!!

    Rugster
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  • dobieman0690dobieman0690 Member Posts: 148 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ROTFLMAO
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  • bama55bama55 Member Posts: 6,389 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Those are good!!!!!

    Don't send flowers when I die. Send money now, I can buy more ammo.
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  • squeakycsqueakyc Member Posts: 204 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Have you been talking to my cousins in Quebec? It sure sounds like them. Cute joke, one I can pass along to the folks. Your stuff where ever you find it, always makes me chuckle.....squeakyc
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  • drl50drl50 Member Posts: 2,496 ✭
    edited November -1
    True. The computer help guy at work told me hysterically, that he just fixed a CDROM for one of the senior execs. Seems he reported that his cup holder wouldn't come out. They're not all rednecks I guess.

    Duty Honor Country
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  • gruntledgruntled Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting.
    The CLINTON virus: gives you a hard drive with NO memory.
    The BOB DOLE virus: makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
    The RONALD REAGAN virus: saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
    The JESSE JACKSON virus: warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background.
    The JACK KEVORKIAN virus: deletes all old files.
    The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus: only attacks minor files.
    The LORENA BOBBITT virus: reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
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