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Modesty Laws

walliewallie Member Posts: 12,171
edited November 2016 in General Discussion
In what year was topless allowed at ALL the beaches?
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    walliewallie Member Posts: 12,171
    edited November -1
    If u were caught revealing anything shorter than the measurements permitted u were arrested
    A-1919
    B-1920
    C-1937 <
    1937
    D-1949
    E-1995
    F-NEVER
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    perry shooterperry shooter Member Posts: 17,390
    edited November -1
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    walliewallie Member Posts: 12,171
    edited November -1
    99.9% will not know this answer

    WHY?

    BECAUSE U CAN NOT READ BETWEEN THE LINES
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    mrmike08075mrmike08075 Member Posts: 10,998 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The problem with top less or nude beaches is that most of you are so stupefyingly ugly and old and hideously disfigured that I would prefer to burn out my eyes with a hot poker than witness your nakedness or partial disrobing...

    It's never 10 tens top less or naked it's most likely 10 twos with leprosy and goiters...

    Some of you should be required by law to cover up to protect women and children from ptsd nightmares after bearing witness to your freak of nature physiques...

    I only inflict my less than attractive self on one poor saintly women - to do more would be a crime against humanity.

    Mike
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    bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,342 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    1995
    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
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    montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 58,035 ******
    edited November -1
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    Wild TurkeyWild Turkey Member Posts: 2,427 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My #2 son was an "exchange counselor" in Germany one summer. He got to spend some time at a camp next to a "topless" beach in France. He spent the time learning to sail a catamaran.

    His observation on the topless beach:

    "Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen"[:D]
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    walliewallie Member Posts: 12,171
    edited November -1
    Well,I had 1 correct answer
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    montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 58,035 ******
    edited November -1
    topless?? ALL beaches????

    NEVER
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    walliewallie Member Posts: 12,171
    edited November -1
    Perry had it right but he changed it

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    Spider7115Spider7115 Member, Moderator Posts: 29,714 ******
    edited November -1
    I've always gone topless. Do you mean I was breaking the law? [:0]
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    Spider7115Spider7115 Member, Moderator Posts: 29,714 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by forgemonkey
    quote:Originally posted by Spider7115
    I've always gone topless. Do you mean I was breaking the law? [:0]


    Just the laws of nature !!!![:D][}:)]

    That 'splains why I was baninated. [:D]
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    perry shooterperry shooter Member Posts: 17,390
    edited November -1
    The reason I changed it was if anyone has ever seen me topless they would want to have it outlawed . I don't even own a short sleeve shirt
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    cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,435 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    MrMike is correct. I've been in Munich three times and it isn't a pretty sight. On the other hand, nudity, sex, et al is viewed much differently in western Europe. I was in a cabana in Vegas years ago and was separated from the beach by a sidewalk. A young lady (European I'm sure) was right in front of me just on the other side of the sidewalk. She was laying next to her boyfriend/husband and another guy (stranger) was 4 feet away on her other side. She sat up and removed her top and I turned to my wife and said "Carol". No sooner said and the bottom comes off. That's when I dropped my beer. She simply wanted to change into a one piece to go into the pool. What struck me is that it simply wasn't a big deal for her. It sure was for me though. :)
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    Men go shirtless.
    Women and ho_mos go topless.

    I have never and will never go topless.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,519 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Key West[;)][^][:p][:p][:p][:p][:p]
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