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"**** the alligators!"
bigcitybill
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Hey fellers, hold my beer and watch this [B)]
Large alligator kills man in SE Texas
http://www.khou.com/story/news/local/texas/2015/07/03/se-texas-man-dies-after-apparent-alligator-attack/29662495/
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/
He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help.
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Large alligator kills man in SE Texas
http://www.khou.com/story/news/local/texas/2015/07/03/se-texas-man-dies-after-apparent-alligator-attack/29662495/
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/
He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help.
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The deceased. Check out that ear ring; he looks like such a bright young fellow.
It is the only time an alligator has killed a human in the history of Texas. Weird, because there are a lot of gators in east Texas. Swampy area.
The guy jumped in and began yelling for help, that a gator had him. Some female jumped in to help him. She was pretty stupid, too.
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Gators have very strong digestive tracts they can eat license plates, old tires and their weight in rednecks with no indigestion.
The deceased. Check out that ear ring; he looks like such a bright young fellow.
It is the only time an alligator has killed a human in the history of Texas. Weird, because there are a lot of gators in east Texas. Swampy area.
The guy jumped in and began yelling for help, that a gator had him. Some female jumped in to help him. She was pretty stupid, too.
While I hate to see anyone die needlessly. I suppose, in the future, I may be able to use the O2 that * would have been taking up.
Kinda wonder who all felt the most "blanked" right after that retort?
I recall when I was a little kid my Grandpa telling me "Don't blank with the gators - you're bound to lose something that you'll miss".
I'm now thinking he was wiser than this particular recently departed.
His tombstone should read "Hold my beer I'm gonna' try-HELP!"
We used to have an expression in the SAR business. "Too stupid to live". We weren't trying to be cruel about the dead we had to go find and pull out of nasty places. Just trying to ease the emotional burden on ourselves for so many who lacked the common sense to stay out of a body bag on their own volition.
Sad stuff, all sympathies to the family and witnesses.
Could be in the running for a Darwin family award.
Iron Maiden lost a fan[V]
What does Iron Maiden have to do with this?
White Trash of America lost the Texas chapter President today.
His hat pin..... have a look.
White Trash of America lost the Texas chapter President today.
GOTCHA!!!! Missed that, I did.
The deceased. Check out that ear ring; he looks like such a bright young fellow.
It is the only time an alligator has killed a human in the history of Texas. Weird, because there are a lot of gators in east Texas. Swampy area.
The guy jumped in and began yelling for help, that a gator had him. Some female jumped in to help him. She was pretty stupid, too.
I bet he owned a Confederate flag...coincidence? [:p]
Here's the thing, even if he was stone cold sober, booze and or drugs were likely still a factor. Kill off enough brain cells and it just doesn't matter anymore. Drunk, stoned or sober, he'd reached that "Too Stupid To Live" point in his life.
You are kind enough to assume that he started with a possibly significant number of brain cells. You are a better man than I.
I see a moron by birth, and a * by much effort and training. I have a strong suspicion that his score on an IQ test could be bested by a brick, and the brick would not have to be especially bright.
Trinity +++