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funny for me, but more for others.....

toad67toad67 Member Posts: 13,008 ✭✭✭✭
edited July 2015 in General Discussion
Going back to the shop today after the last job it was 97 out and decided to stop for a cold pop. Was standing in line with a long curly haired gal with tight jeans in front of me. She paid and was leaving as I walked up to the counter and noticed her keys still there. I said excuse Ma'am but you left your keys on the counter...she, I mean he, or it, (big boobs, little butt, long curly hair with a 5 o'clock shadow) turned around and said thanks sweetie, grabbed the keys and walked out. Once out the door everyone else in the store started to snicker, and I was with them. Then I replied "maybe Ma'am was a bad choice of words huh". The guy behind me was laughing so hard by then and told me that "at least you tried to do the right thing"....Oh, well[B)]

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  • Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 25,369 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    and a phone # [:D]
    has to be one of the oldest pick up tricks . the old keys on the bar / counter
  • toad67toad67 Member Posts: 13,008 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I sure wish there was an icon for a BIG middle finger you butt heads[:D] This was one of those things that I always laughed about that happened to other people....until today[B)]
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,233 ******
    edited November -1
    OMG,OMG,You met Bruce,,,[:0][:0][:D][:D][:D][:D]
  • Dads3040Dads3040 Member Posts: 13,552 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by toad67
    I sure wish there was an icon for a BIG middle finger you butt heads[:D] This was one of those things that I always laughed about that happened to other people....until today[B)]

    Come on, Todd. You live within spitting distance of Portlandia. Little Beirut on the Willamette. San Francisco North.

    Surely you know that the proper way to address this is to say:

    'Excuse me, Oh Creature of Assumed Humanhood, Unspecified and Everchangeable Gender, and Unknown Personal Plumbing Placement Proclivities, but you seem to have left your keys here.....BTW, Nice T&A.' [:X][:X][:I]
  • Ray BRay B Member Posts: 11,822
    edited November -1
    Or just: Hey butch, you'll need these.
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is the USA becoming much like Thailand?
  • Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 25,369 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well there is this one [:D][:D]
    but glad it was you not I presented with the dilemma [;)]
    stock-vector-an-angry-cartoon-character-swearing-and-flipping-the-bird-middle-finger-blurred-for-sensitive-52475413.jpg





    quote:Originally posted by toad67
    I sure wish there was an icon for a BIG middle finger you butt heads[:D] This was one of those things that I always laughed about that happened to other people....until today[B)]
  • CapnMidnightCapnMidnight Member Posts: 8,038 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Todd,
    You can't be faulted, just being a gentleman.
    I was at Wal Mart in Hood River 2 years ago, saw a grandma,print dress, support hose, granny shoes, trying to reach something off a high shelf, offered to help. It turned around, had a mustache bigger than mine, told me to f--- off, he'd get it himself.
    I went down the street to the Red Carpet and had a drink or two and contemplated the world, as I thought I knew it.
    I set here and think about my old grand dad, concerning the thing you saw today. He would have said she-it, had an * like a $40 cow, t-ts like a Guernsey, and a d--k like a Herford bull, what else could a man want.
    I am blessed, I have a red headed wife that will quite probably out live me. I can't even imagine being a young single person, out in the world today. I shudder to think about it.
    W.D.
  • ChrisInTempeChrisInTempe Member Posts: 15,562
    edited November -1
    About a dozen years ago I was on a contract job at a rocket company. Seriously, they made rockets, still do. Some of them pretty big ones.

    So anyway there was another contract worker there, big guy, had to be 6'4" and muscular. Only saw him in the first week during new hire orientations.

    He was wearing a sundress.

    Some days he had boobs.

    Some days, no boobs.

    No idea what the story was, don't really care.

    Just one of many odd sights in the working life.
  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    And then there were drinks? [:D]
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,692 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Strangers in the night...
    Exchanging glances
    Wondering in the night
    What were the chances...
    We'd be sharing love,
    Before the night was through...

    Something in your eyes,
    Was so inviting
    Something in your smile,
    Was so exciting
    Something in the night
    Told me I must have you..."
  • dreherdreher Member Posts: 8,891 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If you would have gotten ol Bruce's autograph you could have sold it on Flea Bay. That whatever it is autograph might bring a pretty good amount right now![:D]

    Has Bruce had a dickectomy?? Or is it all makeup, wax jobs and fake boobs??
  • BrookwoodBrookwood Member, Moderator Posts: 13,771 ******
    edited November -1
    There sure are some STRANGE one's floating about out there! A couple of years ago I was in a check out line in a small gas and go party store. There was a fella in front of me that gave me the heebie jeebies when he turned around. He had devil horn implants imbedded into his upper forehead! Gave me instant goose bumps and my back hairs stood up! A nightmare while being wide awake is about all I can chock this one up to.
  • Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 40,233 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
    There's "something" that works at our local Home Depot, and I ain't sure what it is. I even pointed "it" out to my wife, and she ain't sure either. I call "it" the gender challenged one.
  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    4 Some reason gender neutral or reversal seems more popular with younger kids.
    When my daughter was in college she shared a dorm apartment on campus with two other girls. When she referred to one of them as he I was shocked and asked if the college actually put males and females in the same dorm rooms she said no it was "Born a girl but identifies as a male and prefers the pronoun He."

    I said good maybe you can have HIM TAKE OUT THE TRASH :)

    Odd duck to me
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • Smitty500magSmitty500mag Member Posts: 13,623 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by toad67
    I sure wish there was an icon for a BIG middle finger you butt heads[:D] This was one of those things that I always laughed about that happened to other people....until today[B)]



    How 'bout this one?

    rebelBoY---1---2.jpg
  • Rocky4windsRocky4winds Member Posts: 760 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Several years ago when my oldest son was about 4 we stopped at a truck stop for gas for the car and for relief for us. We walked in to the washroom and a guy with thick, long blond hair pulled back into a ponytail was standing at the urinal doing his thing. Me son asked me- very loudly- why there were girls in the boys' room.
  • toad67toad67 Member Posts: 13,008 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Smitty500mag
    quote:Originally posted by toad67
    I sure wish there was an icon for a BIG middle finger you butt heads[:D] This was one of those things that I always laughed about that happened to other people....until today[B)]



    How 'bout this one?

    rebelBoY---1---2.jpg






    That's the one! Thanks Smitty.
  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I am sure we all said , Excuse me ma'am or sir, only to find out they were the opposite.[:0]
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