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funny for me, but more for others.....
toad67
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Going back to the shop today after the last job it was 97 out and decided to stop for a cold pop. Was standing in line with a long curly haired gal with tight jeans in front of me. She paid and was leaving as I walked up to the counter and noticed her keys still there. I said excuse Ma'am but you left your keys on the counter...she, I mean he, or it, (big boobs, little butt, long curly hair with a 5 o'clock shadow) turned around and said thanks sweetie, grabbed the keys and walked out. Once out the door everyone else in the store started to snicker, and I was with them. Then I replied "maybe Ma'am was a bad choice of words huh". The guy behind me was laughing so hard by then and told me that "at least you tried to do the right thing"....Oh, well[B)]
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has to be one of the oldest pick up tricks . the old keys on the bar / counter
I sure wish there was an icon for a BIG middle finger you butt heads[:D] This was one of those things that I always laughed about that happened to other people....until today[B)]
Come on, Todd. You live within spitting distance of Portlandia. Little Beirut on the Willamette. San Francisco North.
Surely you know that the proper way to address this is to say:
'Excuse me, Oh Creature of Assumed Humanhood, Unspecified and Everchangeable Gender, and Unknown Personal Plumbing Placement Proclivities, but you seem to have left your keys here.....BTW, Nice T&A.' [:X][:X][:I]
but glad it was you not I presented with the dilemma [;)]
quote:Originally posted by toad67
I sure wish there was an icon for a BIG middle finger you butt heads[:D] This was one of those things that I always laughed about that happened to other people....until today[B)]
You can't be faulted, just being a gentleman.
I was at Wal Mart in Hood River 2 years ago, saw a grandma,print dress, support hose, granny shoes, trying to reach something off a high shelf, offered to help. It turned around, had a mustache bigger than mine, told me to f--- off, he'd get it himself.
I went down the street to the Red Carpet and had a drink or two and contemplated the world, as I thought I knew it.
I set here and think about my old grand dad, concerning the thing you saw today. He would have said she-it, had an * like a $40 cow, t-ts like a Guernsey, and a d--k like a Herford bull, what else could a man want.
I am blessed, I have a red headed wife that will quite probably out live me. I can't even imagine being a young single person, out in the world today. I shudder to think about it.
W.D.
So anyway there was another contract worker there, big guy, had to be 6'4" and muscular. Only saw him in the first week during new hire orientations.
He was wearing a sundress.
Some days he had boobs.
Some days, no boobs.
No idea what the story was, don't really care.
Just one of many odd sights in the working life.
Exchanging glances
Wondering in the night
What were the chances...
We'd be sharing love,
Before the night was through...
Something in your eyes,
Was so inviting
Something in your smile,
Was so exciting
Something in the night
Told me I must have you..."
Has Bruce had a dickectomy?? Or is it all makeup, wax jobs and fake boobs??
When my daughter was in college she shared a dorm apartment on campus with two other girls. When she referred to one of them as he I was shocked and asked if the college actually put males and females in the same dorm rooms she said no it was "Born a girl but identifies as a male and prefers the pronoun He."
I said good maybe you can have HIM TAKE OUT THE TRASH
Odd duck to me
I sure wish there was an icon for a BIG middle finger you butt heads[:D] This was one of those things that I always laughed about that happened to other people....until today[B)]
How 'bout this one?
quote:Originally posted by toad67
I sure wish there was an icon for a BIG middle finger you butt heads[:D] This was one of those things that I always laughed about that happened to other people....until today[B)]
How 'bout this one?
That's the one! Thanks Smitty.