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The Humor of Lies...
retroxler58
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A father bought a lie detector robot that would slap a person when they told a lie.
He decided to test it out on his son at supper that night just to see if it actually worked...
That evening, while everyone was sitting at the table, the father asked his son...
"So... where were you last night, son?"
His son casually replied... "Oh, I was just at the library."
The robot reached out from the opposite side of the table
and slapped the son square across the jaw...
Now startled, the son said... "OK... OK! I was at a friend's house."
Satisfied that the robot worked but still curious about last night the father continued.
"And... Just WHAT we you doing?" asked the father.
"Just watching a movie... Dad... So what?" ...said the son.
"And just what movie would that be?"... asked the father?
"Oh... It was 'Toy story'... Dad."
The robot reached out and again slapped the son square across the jaw...
Visibly shocked at what had just happened... The son cried out, "Ok... Alright! It was porn!!!"
"What?" Yelled his father... "When I was your age, I didn't know what porn was."
The robot now reached over and slapped the father in the back of the head...
The mother amused at what was happening before her... laughed out loudly...
"Well NOW... He certainly is your son."
And with that... The robot whirled around and back handed the mother...
[:D]
He decided to test it out on his son at supper that night just to see if it actually worked...
That evening, while everyone was sitting at the table, the father asked his son...
"So... where were you last night, son?"
His son casually replied... "Oh, I was just at the library."
The robot reached out from the opposite side of the table
and slapped the son square across the jaw...
Now startled, the son said... "OK... OK! I was at a friend's house."
Satisfied that the robot worked but still curious about last night the father continued.
"And... Just WHAT we you doing?" asked the father.
"Just watching a movie... Dad... So what?" ...said the son.
"And just what movie would that be?"... asked the father?
"Oh... It was 'Toy story'... Dad."
The robot reached out and again slapped the son square across the jaw...
Visibly shocked at what had just happened... The son cried out, "Ok... Alright! It was porn!!!"
"What?" Yelled his father... "When I was your age, I didn't know what porn was."
The robot now reached over and slapped the father in the back of the head...
The mother amused at what was happening before her... laughed out loudly...
"Well NOW... He certainly is your son."
And with that... The robot whirled around and back handed the mother...
[:D]
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