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Dog. - Too funny.
84Bravo1
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Go out to give my dog Buddy some treats. (Pure bred male Bassett Hound, rescue.)
As usual his nose is very accurate. He smells what is on my hands, regardless of what I hide in my pockets. Will take a treat, and then spit it out, waiting for the "good one."
Went outside with some beef basted dog bisquits, some chopped pork chew sticks, and (his favorite,) beef basted rawhide twists.
He keeps taking treats from me, and promptly spits them out on the deck, until he gets the beef basted rawhide twist.
He's all super happy doing the full body tail wag.
Until I F' him up, and put them all in his bowl. Now he's F'd cause he can't pick them (all) up and run off with them, all at the same time. [:0]
Ha ha. Too funny. What now *??
Ahh.....life's little pleasures. [:D]
As usual his nose is very accurate. He smells what is on my hands, regardless of what I hide in my pockets. Will take a treat, and then spit it out, waiting for the "good one."
Went outside with some beef basted dog bisquits, some chopped pork chew sticks, and (his favorite,) beef basted rawhide twists.
He keeps taking treats from me, and promptly spits them out on the deck, until he gets the beef basted rawhide twist.
He's all super happy doing the full body tail wag.
Until I F' him up, and put them all in his bowl. Now he's F'd cause he can't pick them (all) up and run off with them, all at the same time. [:0]
Ha ha. Too funny. What now *??
Ahh.....life's little pleasures. [:D]
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I leave at O dark thirty. I almost inevitably step in poo, on the way. In the daylight, they are strategically placed along the walk way. I call him over, we have a chat, He is properly chastised, then bam - nailed again. Crap - (literally ) [:0]
I call him over, we have a chat, He is properly chastised, then bam - nailed again. Crap - (literally ) [:0]
Chastising a dog after the fact does no good. Dogs live in the here and now and their minds are wired that way. He looks guilty because he thinks he's being scolded for taking a poop, not because of Where he took a poop.
My dogs don't poop near the house because when I house trained them I immediately took them to the far corner of the yard to let them do their thing and praised them for proper performance. If they tried to stop and squat partway there they were tugged and given a stern NO without missing a step.
When I first took Teenie in she was given the same behavior conditioning. It took a while since she was four (middle aged for Danes) at the time, but she's been consistent for four and a half years now. Sure makes picking up dog poop in the yard easier.
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
I call him over, we have a chat, He is properly chastised, then bam - nailed again. Crap - (literally ) [:0]
Chastising a dog after the fact does no good. Dogs live in the here and now and their minds are wired that way. He looks guilty because he thinks he's being scolded for taking a poop, not because of Where he took a poop.
My dogs don't poop near the house because when I house trained them I immediately took them to the far corner of the yard to let them do their thing and praised them for proper performance. If they tried to stop and squat partway there they were tugged and given a stern NO without missing a step.
When I first took Teenie in she was given the same behavior conditioning. It took a while since she was four (middle aged for Danes) at the time, but she's been consistent for four and a half years now. Sure makes picking up dog poop in the yard easier.
My dog was a year and a half old, before I ever got him. He does what he does, before I ever came on the scene.
I once put a pea in his dish & mixed it all up in with some gravy & kibble.
When he was finished the only thing left in that bowl which was licked clean was the pea...[^]
Trinity +++
In order to run off to whatever place in the yard he feels like consuming or hiding (he's good for that also.)
He is too funny to watch doing it. He'll have it, drop one, and then drop more, trying to pick up that one. He'll look up at me like "dammit." [:D]
Don't look at me. I tried to give em' to you one at a time. [}:)]
Go out to give my dog Buddy some treats. (Pure bred male Bassett Hound, rescue.)
As usual his nose is very accurate. He smells what is on my hands, regardless of what I hide in my pockets. Will take a treat, and then spit it out, waiting for the "good one."
Went outside with some beef basted dog bisquits, some chopped pork chew sticks, and (his favorite,) beef basted rawhide twists.
He keeps taking treats from me, and promptly spits them out on the deck, until he gets the beef basted rawhide twist.
He's all super happy doing the full body tail wag.
Until I F' him up, and put them all in his bowl. Now he's F'd cause he can't pick them (all) up and run off with them, all at the same time. [:0]
Ha ha. Too funny. What now *??
Ahh.....life's little pleasures. [:D]
Don't piss him off too much or hide it too close to your Johnson, he might get mad and mistake it for a cocktail weeny, and attack.[:0] [:D][:D][:D]
I will give one of their treats to the cat and sit back and watch the race begin.[:D] Man can those three move around the house, trying to get the treat from the cat. Only problem is, she can jump and climb faster then the dogs.
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Go out to give my dog Buddy some treats. (Pure bred male Bassett Hound, rescue.)
As usual his nose is very accurate. He smells what is on my hands, regardless of what I hide in my pockets. Will take a treat, and then spit it out, waiting for the "good one."
Went outside with some beef basted dog bisquits, some chopped pork chew sticks, and (his favorite,) beef basted rawhide twists.
He keeps taking treats from me, and promptly spits them out on the deck, until he gets the beef basted rawhide twist.
He's all super happy doing the full body tail wag.
Until I F' him up, and put them all in his bowl. Now he's F'd cause he can't pick them (all) up and run off with them, all at the same time. [:0]
Ha ha. Too funny. What now *??
Ahh.....life's little pleasures. [:D]
Don't piss him off too much or hide it too close to your Johnson, he might get mad and mistake it for a cocktail weeny, and attack.[:0] [:D][:D][:D]
I will give one of their treats to the cat and sit back and watch the race begin.[:D] Man can those three move around the house, trying to get the treat from the cat. Only problem is, she can jump and climb faster then the dogs.
Ha "cocktail weeny." I had to laugh at that one. Well done Sir, well done. [:D]
Yes, I need to protect the "Johnson," at all costs. [:0]
(And) it is more similar to a "Polish Sausage."
Okay - flame away. [^]
quote:Originally posted by Oakie
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Go out to give my dog Buddy some treats. (Pure bred male Bassett Hound, rescue.)
As usual his nose is very accurate. He smells what is on my hands, regardless of what I hide in my pockets. Will take a treat, and then spit it out, waiting for the "good one."
Went outside with some beef basted dog bisquits, some chopped pork chew sticks, and (his favorite,) beef basted rawhide twists.
He keeps taking treats from me, and promptly spits them out on the deck, until he gets the beef basted rawhide twist.
He's all super happy doing the full body tail wag.
Until I F' him up, and put them all in his bowl. Now he's F'd cause he can't pick them (all) up and run off with them, all at the same time. [:0]
Ha ha. Too funny. What now *??
Ahh.....life's little pleasures. [:D]
Don't piss him off too much or hide it too close to your Johnson, he might get mad and mistake it for a cocktail weeny, and attack.[:0] [:D][:D][:D]
I will give one of their treats to the cat and sit back and watch the race begin.[:D] Man can those three move around the house, trying to get the treat from the cat. Only problem is, she can jump and climb faster then the dogs.
Ha "cocktail weeny." I had to laugh at that one. Well done Sir, well done. [:D]
Yes, I need to protect the "Johnson," at all costs. [:0]
(And) it is more similar to a "Polish Sausage."
Okay - flame away. [^]
Wife calls me, super fly[V]
We call my son, HD, short for Horse D!%@. I swear he is not mine. No man should have one that big, unless he is going to be a porn star[:0] Not kidding in the least.