vegetable garden joke

savage170

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red.



One day while taking a stroll she came up on a gentlemen neighbor who

had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.



The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes
red?"



The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my

tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from

blushing so much."


Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to

her tomato garden to see if it would work.



So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden
hoping for the best.



One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out?


Did your tomatoes turn red?"


"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are
enormous...."

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