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Night before Inauguration
TooBig
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Twas
the night before Inauguration, and up in the
tower,?
The
Donald reflected on his newfound
power.?
The
conservative masses had come out in
force,?
And
delivered a victory that would chart a new
course.?
The
snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their
eyes,?
The
media lied to them . . . What a
surprise.?
They
had been promised a Hillary win,?
But the
criminal?Clinton?took
one on the chin.?
And
though from all corners celebrities flew,?
They made no impression, for they hadn't a
clue.?
They talked about climate,
racism, and such,?
And they made up
good stories . . . But didn't know much.?
The fake news and ignorance
came at a cost,?
And they can't
understand all the reasons they lost.?
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and
Vlad,?
But fail to acknowledge the one
that was bad.?
Yes,
Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,?
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the
nod.?
The campaign exposed her
corruptness and greed,?
And her
speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.?
So out in the streets there
arose such a clatter,?
It was
Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.?
With cities to pillage and windows to
smash,?
They knew not the issues, but
needed the cash.?
Eight years of Obama had given them
cause,?
To expect a replacement of
their?Santa Claus.?
But soon the protestors will feel the
pain,?
When the wheels fall off of the
old gravy train.?
And
now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,?
Upset and offended by things that they'll
hear.?
The cocoa and crayons will help
for a while,?
But fact-based opinions
will soon cramp their style.?
I originally supported, and voted, for
Cruz,?
In the end, I would vote for
whoever they choose.?
He wasn't my
first choice, but soon I would cede,?
The one they call Trump is the one that we
need.?
I saw him on TV
in front of a crowd,?
He spoke about
veterans, it made me feel proud.?
He
spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,?
Taking this country back from
the?Washington?snobs.?
He was dressed in Armani, all
tailored and neat,?
And the Brunos he
wore made the outfit complete.?
For a
man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,?
And he looked presidential, I have to
admit.?
His eyes
glowed like embers, his smile was the best,?
And his hair was the color of my old hunting
vest.?
His love for this country was on
full display,?
And his actions spoke
louder than his words could say.?
He thanked all his voters, and before he was
gone,?
Saved thousands of jobs while
Obama looked on.?
The fate of this
country left nothing to chance,?
So, he
filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.?
The men he had chosen were of
the same mind,?
Let's set the bar
high, and not lead from behind.?
He
picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,?
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this
tweet;?
"Now
Mattis!, now Kelly!' now Sessions! And Pruitt!?
On Perry! On Flynn, You're the ones who can
do it.?
Start lifting restrictions and
building the wall,?
Now dash away! Dash
away! Dash away all!";?
The roar of his audience rose from the
stands,?
He kissed all their babies and
shook all their hands.?
He answered
their questions and calmed all their fears,?
They knew it would be a fantastic four
years.?
Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his
jet,?
A fellow that Liberals won't
soon forget.?
He sent one more tweet as
the evening expired;?
"Happy
Inauguration to all,?AND OBAMA - YOU'RE
FIRED!"??????Sutter
Buttes Tea Party Patriots?
?
the night before Inauguration, and up in the
tower,?
The
Donald reflected on his newfound
power.?
The
conservative masses had come out in
force,?
And
delivered a victory that would chart a new
course.?
The
snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their
eyes,?
The
media lied to them . . . What a
surprise.?
They
had been promised a Hillary win,?
But the
criminal?Clinton?took
one on the chin.?
And
though from all corners celebrities flew,?
They made no impression, for they hadn't a
clue.?
They talked about climate,
racism, and such,?
And they made up
good stories . . . But didn't know much.?
The fake news and ignorance
came at a cost,?
And they can't
understand all the reasons they lost.?
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and
Vlad,?
But fail to acknowledge the one
that was bad.?
Yes,
Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,?
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the
nod.?
The campaign exposed her
corruptness and greed,?
And her
speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.?
So out in the streets there
arose such a clatter,?
It was
Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.?
With cities to pillage and windows to
smash,?
They knew not the issues, but
needed the cash.?
Eight years of Obama had given them
cause,?
To expect a replacement of
their?Santa Claus.?
But soon the protestors will feel the
pain,?
When the wheels fall off of the
old gravy train.?
And
now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,?
Upset and offended by things that they'll
hear.?
The cocoa and crayons will help
for a while,?
But fact-based opinions
will soon cramp their style.?
I originally supported, and voted, for
Cruz,?
In the end, I would vote for
whoever they choose.?
He wasn't my
first choice, but soon I would cede,?
The one they call Trump is the one that we
need.?
I saw him on TV
in front of a crowd,?
He spoke about
veterans, it made me feel proud.?
He
spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,?
Taking this country back from
the?Washington?snobs.?
He was dressed in Armani, all
tailored and neat,?
And the Brunos he
wore made the outfit complete.?
For a
man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,?
And he looked presidential, I have to
admit.?
His eyes
glowed like embers, his smile was the best,?
And his hair was the color of my old hunting
vest.?
His love for this country was on
full display,?
And his actions spoke
louder than his words could say.?
He thanked all his voters, and before he was
gone,?
Saved thousands of jobs while
Obama looked on.?
The fate of this
country left nothing to chance,?
So, he
filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.?
The men he had chosen were of
the same mind,?
Let's set the bar
high, and not lead from behind.?
He
picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,?
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this
tweet;?
"Now
Mattis!, now Kelly!' now Sessions! And Pruitt!?
On Perry! On Flynn, You're the ones who can
do it.?
Start lifting restrictions and
building the wall,?
Now dash away! Dash
away! Dash away all!";?
The roar of his audience rose from the
stands,?
He kissed all their babies and
shook all their hands.?
He answered
their questions and calmed all their fears,?
They knew it would be a fantastic four
years.?
Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his
jet,?
A fellow that Liberals won't
soon forget.?
He sent one more tweet as
the evening expired;?
"Happy
Inauguration to all,?AND OBAMA - YOU'RE
FIRED!"??????Sutter
Buttes Tea Party Patriots?
?
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