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help a virgin.......work safe.

hsracer201hsracer201 Member Posts: 966 ✭✭✭✭
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
nuff said...

help the poor guy out.


http://www.avirginsplea.com/
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  • tazzertazzer Member Posts: 16,837
    edited November -1
    ok that just sad [B)][B)][B)]
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  • mondmond Member Posts: 6,458
    edited November -1
    poor guy. no self esteem, best look for some rubber boots & a sheep, if all else fails ,get a blow up![:D][:D]
    cos dont look like he gonna make the 5 million either.[:D][:D]
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  • Sav99Sav99 Member Posts: 16,037 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thats one of the stupidest things I have ever seen on the net.
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  • tazzertazzer Member Posts: 16,837
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mond
    poor guy. no self esteem, best look for some rubber boots & a sheep, if all else fails ,get a blow up![:D][:D]
    cos dont look like he gonna make the 5 million either.[:D][:D]

    he may want to just stick with the blow up after a sheep has had dws they would just laugh at this guy and make maters worse for him [}:)][:D][:D][:D]
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  • spryorspryor Member Posts: 9,155
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    Thats one of the stupidest things I have ever seen on the net.


    Looks like he should "make it".[?]
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  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    isn't that what hookers are for?
    whos the bigger loser here him or his platonic (moronic) friend ?
    this si the second such message like this someone here has posted there must be hundreds of similar stories running around the net...whats the gag?
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  • hsracer201hsracer201 Member Posts: 966 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i dont' know, i just thought it was too funny not to share. can you imagine when that girl's father finds out [:0] look out!
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  • tacking1tacking1 Member Posts: 3,844
    edited November -1
    wow...sorry but wow....that is harsh.
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  • Teflon888Teflon888 Member Posts: 36 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    He's gonna make it and then he's gonna MAKE IT!
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  • WarbirdsWarbirds Member Posts: 16,936 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The only "help" I could give that guy is to loan him a gun to put in his mouth. And well I don't loan out guns.
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  • CA sucksCA sucks Member Posts: 4,310
    edited November -1
    Hes almost halfway there.... and its only been up 10 days.

    I need some hot female friends who are willing to make wagers like that.
    Luckily Im better off that he is(not by much though), but at least my "problem" got taken care of without a bet, and still free of charge.
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  • bang250bang250 Member Posts: 8,021
    edited November -1
    Shes cute, if a bet like that is what it takes to get some from her, way to go man!
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  • texdottexdot Member Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    He must have a LOT of penned up aggression.
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  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    she needs boobs, it would be better served if he raised money for a boob job

    as far as being 25yr old virgin i have no sympathy for the guy, he should have at least gotten drunk and went hogging by now
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  • sheepdipsheepdip Member Posts: 3,124
    edited November -1
    "and I don't want to cheat my way into the sack."

    With that attitude he may never make it.
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  • agman1999agman1999 Member Posts: 981 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'd humiliate myself publicly for one who looked like that. I've done it for worse.
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  • texdottexdot Member Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    she needs boobs, it would be better served if he raised money for a boob job

    as far as being 25yr old virgin i have no sympathy for the guy, he should have at least gotten drunk and went hogging by now


    That's the best one I've heard all day. I can remember those days.[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]
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  • Colonel PlinkColonel Plink Member Posts: 16,460
    edited November -1
    The degree of self-absorbtion we display these days always amazes me. The internet has shrunk the entire planet down to the size of a small neighborhood in a small town, and we keep thinking that the entire planet is actually interested in the most personal aspects of our lives. And the entire planet responds like we're that gossipy old bat who lives with her 14 cats in that small, untidy bungalow on the corner.
    I swear, I'm going to start a blog and post pictures of my shoes. I'll bet I get a million hits a month.

    Help the poor guy out? I'd rather see him display a modicum of self-respect. But then, we'd never know about him, would we...
    The whole stunt is nothing more than a childish revenge on the cheap hooker he was engaged to.

    And I just wasted five minutes of my valuable time ranting about it...
    I guess I'm part of the problem.

    Make that ten now
    AAAAUUUUUUGGGHH!
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  • mrseatlemrseatle Member Posts: 15,467 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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  • mondmond Member Posts: 6,458
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by texdot
    He must have a LOT of penned up aggression.


    i am suprised he can walk!! [:D][:D]
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  • chris_cechris_ce Member Posts: 1,608 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Funny thing is if he would have gotten married he still wouldn't be getting any.
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  • EndlssEndlss Member Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    So far I've clicked the link about 50 times..... gotta help the loser out [:D]
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  • EndlssEndlss Member Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ok.. Fifty bucks says the girl gets pregnant and the guys get "18 for life".
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  • dogmandogman Member Posts: 177 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I cannot believe the depths to which an immasculated male will stoop. Whatever happend to taking home the ugly, drunk broad from the bar? How about picking up a hooker? Would've been a lot cheaper and less hassle. I think this guys game is to play on the sympathy of other men who aren't getting any (at least on a regular basis) and I would count myself in that crowd. The part that irks me the most is NOT knowing I was helping this panty-waisted nancy boy accomplish a task he couldn't otherwise accomplish. We all just helped a complete Loser knock the bottom off a hunk of f#$% that any one of us could have taken on our own. Crap, I can't believe I did that! The only way this could be worse is if he loses and she beds him anyway...
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  • Henry0ReillyHenry0Reilly Member Posts: 10,892 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dogman
    I cannot believe the depths to which an immasculated male will stoop. Whatever happend to taking home the ugly, drunk broad from the bar? How about picking up a hooker? Would've been a lot cheaper and less hassle. I think this guys game is to play on the sympathy of other men who aren't getting any (at least on a regular basis) and I would count myself in that crowd. The part that irks me the most is NOT knowing I was helping this panty-waisted nancy boy accomplish a task he couldn't otherwise accomplish. We all just helped a complete Loser knock the bottom off a hunk of f#$% that any one of us could have taken on our own. Crap, I can't believe I did that! The only way this could be worse is if he loses and she beds him anyway...


    Of course he's playing on the sympathy of other guys that are "not gettin' any" [which was a Saturday Night Live sketch when Michael J. Fox was host].

    I read on another forum that someone had set up "auto refresh" in Firefox and given how many hits per minute the page is getting, I'm guessing a few folks have done so, too.
    I used to recruit for the NRA until they sold us down the river (again!) in Heller v. DC. See my auctions (if any) under username henryreilly
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  • 11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    And I thought that I had bad luck with women! I guess I shouldn't complain now, since I managed to get some before I even turned 20.
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  • tazzertazzer Member Posts: 16,837
    edited November -1
    well hes still a long ways off myself i would like to see a little more of the girl [:D][:D] I bet that if he even does get to his goal she will
    back out of the bet shes just toying with him [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • CHGOTHNDERCHGOTHNDER Member Posts: 8,936 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:0]
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