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Two Tall, Skinny Lawyers

TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,559 ✭✭✭
edited July 2015 in General Discussion
TWO TALL, SKINNY LAWYERS


You might be quite surprised ....
Most of us know of the comparable relationship between Lincoln and Kennedy;
but have you ever considered the comparisons between President Obama and Lincoln?
Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama:



1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration.
Obama used the very same Bible Lincoln used, for his inauguration.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois .
Obama comes from Illinois .

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature.
Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President.
Obama had very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.

6. Lincoln was highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others.
Obama is highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others.

7. Abraham Lincoln was a tall, skinny lawyer.
Barack Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln held to basic Conservative and Christian views.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

9. Lincoln volunteered in the Illinois militia; once as a captain, twice as a private.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln firmly believed in able persons carrying their own weight.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

11. Lincoln 's administration had to borrow a lot of money to abolish slavery and save our nation, via the Civil War.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

12. Lincoln was undeniably, and without any doubt, born in the United States .
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

13. Lincoln was honest - so honest that he was called 'Honest Abe'.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer

14. Lincoln preserved the United States as a strong nation, respected by the world.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

15. Lincoln showed his obvious respect for the flag, U. S. Constitution, and the military.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

Amazing , yes?

Comments

  • gesshotsgesshots Member Posts: 15,678 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If only somebody would buy Obama a theater ticket ................

    [;)][:0][:D]
    It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
  • glynglyn Member Posts: 5,698 ✭✭
    edited November -1
  • Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,690 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lincoln believed in the absolute power of the Federal Government over the States and the individual and used force of arms to enforce his tyranny.

    Obama believes in the absolute power of the Federal Government over the States and the individual and uses the force of his racist Justice Department to enforce his tyranny.
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    Lincoln believed in the absolute power of the Federal Government over the States and the individual and used force of arms to enforce his tyranny.

    Obama believes in the absolute power of the Federal Government over the States and the individual and uses the force of his racist Justice Department to enforce his tyranny.


    and the IRS
    RLTW

  • KAMsalesKAMsales Member Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gesshots
    If only somebody would buy Obama a theater ticket ................

    [;)][:0][:D]


    Reminds me of this joke:

    One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Barack asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

    "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.
    The next night, Obama is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Obama calls out, "Tom, please tell me "what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

    "Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

    Barack still isn't sleeping well the third night when he sees yet another figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing that I can do right now, to help the country?" Obama pleads.

    Abe replies, "Go see a play."
  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gesshots
    If only somebody would buy Obama a theater ticket ................

    [;)][:0][:D]

    Oh Oh I will. And one for his wife and kids too[;)][xx(]
  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    16. They both hated the South

    17, 18, 19, uh.... [:D][:D][:D]
    What's next?
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