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Life cycle spins backward
scottm21166
Member Posts: 20,723
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready
for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9
months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa,
room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,
and then you finish off as an orgasm
It's got to be better this way cause this getting old sucks!
You should start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready
for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9
months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa,
room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,
and then you finish off as an orgasm
It's got to be better this way cause this getting old sucks!
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