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The STORY OF ELIJAH
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The STORY OF ELIJAH
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the
Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the
altar, put wood upon it, cut a steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar.
And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water
and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times "Now, asked the
teacher, "Can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah
pour water over the steer on the altar?"
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, "I know! I
know!" she said, "To make the gravy!"
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the
Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the
altar, put wood upon it, cut a steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar.
And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water
and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times "Now, asked the
teacher, "Can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah
pour water over the steer on the altar?"
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, "I know! I
know!" she said, "To make the gravy!"
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