Short joke

11BravoCrunchie

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No change yet.

11BravoCrunchie

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But it takes 6 visits.

11BravoCrunchie

It's so cold this morning I actually saw a democrat put his hands in his own pockets.

11BravoCrunchie

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"


The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer, and girls with big breasts."


I am confused at times.<BR>

We park on driveways<BR>

and<BR>drive on parkways.

11BravoCrunchie

Obama and Hillary are in a boat that sinks in the middle of the Ocean.
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11BravoCrunchie

Two Irishmen walked past a bar.[:D][:D][:D]

spiny
'not all who wander are lost'

dav1965

[:0][:D][:D]

Forkliftking

Good one. [:D][:D]

gesshots

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Navybat

Good one! [:D]

CSI21

You better watch it, They will put you on the watch list for detention in ObamaLand, but damn that was good.

kimi

[:D]