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Did You Hear About The "Blonde" Coyote?

Spring CreekSpring Creek Member Posts: 1,260 ✭
edited August 2003 in General Discussion
Chewed off 3 legs and is still in the trap!

Compliments of:
Bill Murray on
Dave Letterman
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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now *that* is coyote ugly!
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  • madmarc0madmarc0 Member Posts: 862 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Like the Blond who shot herself in the left hand.

    She tried to kill herself, thought the noise would be too loud and blocked her other ear when she fired the gun.

    She lived, the bullet went right through and hit her in the other hand, there was nothing to stop it.

    Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun has!
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  • Smokeeater 38Smokeeater 38 Member Posts: 2,735
    edited November -1
    [:p][:p][:p]






    Get the job done and come home safe guys.

    I rush in where others flee.
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  • BlackieBoogerBlackieBooger Member Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
    me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
    He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax.....Let's
    have a nice cup of tea, and then .........." he sighed....
    "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."


    "Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, not liberty to purchase power."
    Benjamin Franklin, 1785
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  • drygulchdandrygulchdan Member Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    good ones!![:D][:D][:D]
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  • outdoortexasoutdoortexas Member Posts: 4,780
    edited November -1
    BlackieB,
    that's about one of the best I've heard!
    Even my blond secretary loved it...[:D]
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  • longhunterlonghunter Member Posts: 3,242
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D]Yup!
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dear God I'm lost. I just had to explain it to my wife! Calgon take me away!
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