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For You Drinkers
ATF
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Hangover signs [:)][:D][8D][^]
You're convinced that
chirping birds
are Satan's pets.
-
Trying to gain control
of the situation,
you continue to tell your
room to "stay still."
-
Looking at yourself
in the mirror induces
the same reaction as
chugging a
glass of fresh paint.
-
You'd rather have
a pencil jammed up
your nose than be
exposed to sunlight.
-
You set aside
an entire morning
to spend some
quality time with
your toilet.
-
You replace the
traditional praying on
your knees with the
morefeasible praying
in a fetal position.
-
The bathroom reminds
you of a carnival barker
shouting,
"Step right up and give it whirl!"
-
All day long
your motto is,
"Never again."
-
You could purchase
a new bike just by
recycling the bottles
around your bed.
-
Your natural response to
"Good morning," is
"Shut the hell up!!!!"
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
ATF,Eagle Guns
You're convinced that
chirping birds
are Satan's pets.
-
Trying to gain control
of the situation,
you continue to tell your
room to "stay still."
-
Looking at yourself
in the mirror induces
the same reaction as
chugging a
glass of fresh paint.
-
You'd rather have
a pencil jammed up
your nose than be
exposed to sunlight.
-
You set aside
an entire morning
to spend some
quality time with
your toilet.
-
You replace the
traditional praying on
your knees with the
morefeasible praying
in a fetal position.
-
The bathroom reminds
you of a carnival barker
shouting,
"Step right up and give it whirl!"
-
All day long
your motto is,
"Never again."
-
You could purchase
a new bike just by
recycling the bottles
around your bed.
-
Your natural response to
"Good morning," is
"Shut the hell up!!!!"
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
ATF,Eagle Guns
Comments
"Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"
Ben
"Those who live by the sword get shot
by those who don't." [:D]
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
"Those of you who don't drink have to remember one thing. When you get up in the morning, that's as good as you're gonna' feel all day."
Mudge the philosopher
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
I had a 72-hour hangover once. Yukon Jack, MD 20/20, Coors light and Jagermeister. I can't taste any of those without feeling that knot in my stomach. It's probably because intoxication has always been considered a sin in my family and that was passed down through the generations. I'm predisposed to being a cheap date (except when it comes to light beer) and my body doesn't do a very good job of processing it. [xx(]