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Minnesota temperature conversion
Wild Turkey
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Official Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart
60 above
New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
40 above
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt
15 above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0
People in Miami all die...
Minnesotans lick the flagpole.
20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Minnesota rent some videos.
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Minnesota start saying, "Cold `nuff for ya?"
500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Vikings win the Super Bowl
Wild Turkey"if your only tool is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail"
60 above
New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
40 above
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt
15 above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0
People in Miami all die...
Minnesotans lick the flagpole.
20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Minnesota rent some videos.
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Minnesota start saying, "Cold `nuff for ya?"
500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Vikings win the Super Bowl
Wild Turkey"if your only tool is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail"
Comments
*100 degrees- normal
*90 degrees- hot
*80 degrees- warm
*70 degrees- cold- time for se$
*60 degrees- Freezing- time for se$
*50 degrees- My willie is shrunk!
*40 degrees- Your willie is shrunk!
*30 degrees- Darn- it fell off!!!!
*20 degrees- "I'm sorry- but I haven't any feeling, anywhere!"
All with due respect!
They are nuts!!!!