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Why is he dead?

will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
edited January 2002 in General Discussion
Four men on a train, one is dead of a bullet in the brain. Laying around the dead man are 53 bicycles. Why did the dead man get shot?
Eat healthy, exercise, avoid smoking........Die anyway. will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • DarkStar11DarkStar11 Member Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    cheating at the gambling table.
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Dangit, ya'll heard this one before!
    Eat healthy, exercise, avoid smoking........Die anyway. will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • .280 freak.280 freak Member Posts: 1,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Fred and Wilma are lying dead on the floor. They are surrounded by shards of glass, there is a baseball lying next to them, and there is water all over the floor. They did not drown. What happened that killed them?
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  • instrumentofwarinstrumentofwar Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    they were goldfish (HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA)
    Rule #1: there is no easy wayRule #2: if,in fact, there is an easy way, it's mined (especially in Afghanistan or Kosovo!)
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  • .280 freak.280 freak Member Posts: 1,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yup, the baseball broke the aquarium.These jokes are so old that Whiteclouder probably kicked out the slats in his crib the first time he heard them!
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Alrighty, let's put 2 and 2 together so they equal 5.
    Eat healthy, exercise, avoid smoking........Die anyway. will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    No, no Will. When you put 2 and 2 together you get 22.
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    That's it! 22 is part of the solution. So, just what do 22 and 5 have in common?
    Eat healthy, exercise, avoid smoking........Die anyway. will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You're all nuts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ATF
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  • .280 freak.280 freak Member Posts: 1,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Will270 -Ya got me stumped on this one. The onliest way I can come up with is 2+2+(2/2)=5.I'm sure that's not what you had in mind, so, come on man, out with it!
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Alright, if'n ya put 2 and 2 together ya get 22. The 22nd letter of the alphabet is V. You figure the rest.
    Eat healthy, exercise, avoid smoking........Die anyway. will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • .280 freak.280 freak Member Posts: 1,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ah, the light dawns!Hadn't been thinkin' Romanesque."Thinking outside the box", as they call it, has never been my forte, unfortunately!
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Oh gee, Will, ya mean that's it? 22 factored is 2X11 and 5+6 is 11.Now 22=2X11=(5+6)2= 22. Also the square root of 22 is 4.6904158 and I don't know what the heck that has to do with the subject.")
    PC=BS
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There was one posibility this posting was about the use of viagra when some things die ! HE HE!
    _%_S
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  • Matt45Matt45 Member Posts: 3,185
    edited November -1
    Yet again Dread manages to make blood leak from my ear.And he was doing SO good there for a while, not to long ago, I even understood and followed a complete thought Judge!
    Reserving my Right to Arm Bears!!!!
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  • 5db5db Member Posts: 1,621 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Cuz they got tired of throwing bicycles at him?
    If you have one shot...Accu-Shot Website
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Hey there 5db! I got the accushot and it will be tested out this weekend. Thanks.
    Eat healthy, exercise, avoid smoking........Die anyway. will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • Homer J SimpsonHomer J Simpson Member Posts: 89 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey Darkstar, here is a shout-out from the good old days! I remember you. Cool guy.It's fun to be back.
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Maybe it`s `cause they don`t take too kindly ta bicycle theives in them their parts?.218P.S. If I got the right answer,what do I *...ACCU SHOT,maybe?
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Oh man..I finally got it.The 53 bicycle is what got him killed .218
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  • DarkStar11DarkStar11 Member Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey Homer J, good to see you around again too!
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  • 5db5db Member Posts: 1,621 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey, you're welcome. Hope you find some measure of benefit in using it. Got Bipod? 218Beekeep, I was gittin' one packed for ya.....
    If you have one shot...Accu-Shot Website
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    5db,I did check out your website a few months ago....it looks like one of those things where you say :Wow,I wish I`d thought of that!!....and your prices on Harris Bipods was very fair,last I checked..218
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Got about 7 Harris bipods, love em all. I might be a havin' ta get another few of them accu-shots though.
    Eat healthy, exercise, avoid smoking........Die anyway. will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • 5db5db Member Posts: 1,621 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thank you. We sell the bipods because they work so well with our products. We have had several folks say they HAD thought of it, in fact about one a show says so. Occasionally, I wish they had done something about those thoughts!
    If you have one shot...Accu-Shot Website
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    I was tellin a guy that came up to my table at a show,that I knew a guy(you) who invented a neat thing(ACCU SHOT).He says,"no,can`t be!!My dad used to use those on his rifles!!"Now the guy saying this,looked to be in his early 50s.I said"was it adjustable?"Installs right here?""Yes,that`s it"he says .218
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  • bartobarto Member Posts: 4,734 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    theyre are 52 bicycles in a deck of BICYLE PLAYING CARDS. barto
    the hard stuff we do right away - the impossible takes a little longer
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  • 5db5db Member Posts: 1,621 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You found my prodigal son??? Hey thanks for bringing it up to him. I have never had anyone make the claim they actually made one, it was always in the "idea" stage. It's possible someone made something similar and never patented it nor produced it for commercial sales. Next time tell him the guy (me) also came up with the automobile but let his son develop it....
    If you have one shot...Accu-Shot Website
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    I`ll do ya one better,brother db,I`ll tell`em you invented the mini skirt...and that your name is Semour Hiny .218
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    5db-- Dangit! If you are going to be stealing my ideas then get it right! It's called a horse-less carriage. Nuff said.
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