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New game species in New Mexico
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A Bill To Regulate The Hunting And Harvesting Of Attorneys372.01 -Any person with a valid state rodent or armadillo hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.372.02 -Taking of attorneys with traps or dead falls ispermitted. The use of United States currency as bait is, however, prohibited.372.03 -The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed tothe nearest car wash.372.04 -It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneysfrom a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.372.05 -It is unlawful to shout "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or"FREE SCOTCH" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.372.06 -It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes, or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons.372.07 -It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs or hospitals.372.08 -If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a licence to hunt, trap or possess the same.372.09 -It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as areporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, or taxaccountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.372.10 -Bag Limits Per Day: Yellow-bellied Sidewinders: 2 Two-faced Tort-feasors: 1 Back-stabbing Divorce Litigators: 3 Horn-rimmed Cut-throats: 2 Minutiae-advocating Chickens: 4 Honest Attorneys: 0 (Protected, Endangered species.)
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