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Brth729
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As a trucker stopped for a red light, a blonde pulled up behind him. She jumped out of her car, ran up to his truck, and knocked on his door. The trucker lowered his window, and she said, " Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignored her, rolled his window back up, and continued down the road.
When the trucker stopped for another red light, she pulled up behind him again. She jumped out of her car, ran up, and knocked on his door. Again, the trucker lowered his window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly," Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." Nodding his head, the trucker ignored her again and continued down the road.
As he pulls up to a third red light, it happens again. All out of breath, she runs up to his truck and knocks on his door. He lowers his window, and again she says," Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." A little peeved this time, he rolled up his window and ignored her again. But, when the light changed to green, he raced ahead to the next light. This time when he stopped, he quickly got out of his truck and ran back to the blonde. He knocked on her window, and when she lowered it he said," Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK."
***I'm in the hi-fidelity first class travelling section I think I need a Leer jet***
When the trucker stopped for another red light, she pulled up behind him again. She jumped out of her car, ran up, and knocked on his door. Again, the trucker lowered his window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly," Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." Nodding his head, the trucker ignored her again and continued down the road.
As he pulls up to a third red light, it happens again. All out of breath, she runs up to his truck and knocks on his door. He lowers his window, and again she says," Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." A little peeved this time, he rolled up his window and ignored her again. But, when the light changed to green, he raced ahead to the next light. This time when he stopped, he quickly got out of his truck and ran back to the blonde. He knocked on her window, and when she lowered it he said," Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK."
***I'm in the hi-fidelity first class travelling section I think I need a Leer jet***
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