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nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
I turn 51 tomorrow. How can I be 23 again? (please feel free to send gifts)
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    25 things you should have learned by the time you have reached middle age ... or sooner

    1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

    2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

    3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

    4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

    6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

    8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

    9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

    10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

    11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

    12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

    13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

    14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

    15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

    16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

    17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
    waist change places.

    18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

    19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three
    weeks before you need it.

    20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

    21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

    22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

    23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

    24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

    25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look big.

    I really like (and live) #8. nunn

    SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    26. Youth is wasted on the Young.

    Remember...Terrorist are attacking Civilians; Not the Government. Protect Yourself!
    Keep your Powder dry and your Musket well oiled.
    NRA Lifetime Benefactor Member.
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  • sandman2234sandman2234 Member Posts: 894 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Reading your note at the bottom, I thought, "I never knew you were a NASCAR fan, especially a Dale Jr (#8)... but then I realized you were talking about #8 of 25...

    What was the one about artificial inteligence vs natural stupidity? Kind of stepped into that one.

    Have Gun, will travel
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  • William81William81 Member Posts: 25,507 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    27. Enjoy your youth cause as you age everything gets wider, Hairier and closer to the ground...

    Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
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