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Two Statues
njretcop
Member Posts: 7,975
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
> > > woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
> > > years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
> > > single gesture, brings the two to life.
> > >
> > > The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
> > > hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life
> > > for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
> > >
> > > He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
> > > shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
> > > giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath
> > > and laughing.
> > >
> > > The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you
> > > care to do it again?" He asks her, "Shall we?" She eagerly replies,
> > > "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time I hold the
> > > pigeon down and YOU crap on its head!"
-Charlie
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"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
> > > woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
> > > years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
> > > single gesture, brings the two to life.
> > >
> > > The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
> > > hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life
> > > for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
> > >
> > > He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
> > > shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
> > > giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath
> > > and laughing.
> > >
> > > The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you
> > > care to do it again?" He asks her, "Shall we?" She eagerly replies,
> > > "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time I hold the
> > > pigeon down and YOU crap on its head!"
-Charlie
> >
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"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
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"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."