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Snotty Receptionist

s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
edited March 2011 in General Discussion
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.......

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk,
I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,
a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

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  • nutfinnnutfinn Member Posts: 12,808 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • the middlethe middle Member Posts: 3,089
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by s.gun






    Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.
    Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.......

    The waiting room was filled with patients.

    As I approached the receptionist's desk,
    I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
    I gave her my name.

    In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
    "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
    YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

    All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,
    a now very embarrassed man.

    But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
    'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
    BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."





    Good comeback[:D][:D]
  • partisanpartisan Member Posts: 6,414
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]

    I don't know if this is a joke or not, but it is funny as hell. If you are serious I strongly suggest you get surgery, and NOT the pellets. My friend of 40 years did the pellets, and he was dead about 6 months later!
  • MMOMEQ-55MMOMEQ-55 Member Posts: 13,134
    edited November -1
  • kumateliveskumatelives Member Posts: 2,609
    edited November -1
    you sir, remind me of myself.[;)] gouge on
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,537 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • tneff1969tneff1969 Member Posts: 6,682 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    LMAO, thats awesome. [:)][:)]
  • keystone1974keystone1974 Member Posts: 242 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That's funny... She sounds like a man hater
  • ChrisInTempeChrisInTempe Member Posts: 15,562
    edited November -1
    That's a good verbal backhand you have there alright! [:D]

    Take it easy on that prostate surgery stuff. Been reading how only 3% of men diagnosed with prostate cancer actually die of it. There have been studies that found it growing in lots and lots of men who had died of other causes, typically very late in life.

    Slow and easy on this stuff fella's, slow and easy.
  • dongilldongill Member Posts: 2,640
    edited November -1
    Proton therapy is the way to go for Prostate Cancer. 6th in the nation is in Oklahoma City
  • FWAdditFWAddit Member Posts: 918 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My uncle had prostate surgery--no cancer, just benign enlargement. He had a spinal anesthesia, so he could chat with the anesthesiologist while the surgeon and the nurses were performing the operation. They did it on the other side of a sheet draped up to hide the gruesome details. He was told the spinal would be effective for about 45 minutes.

    After a short bit, my uncle noticed a lot of bustling about on the other side of the sheet. He asked, "Is anything wrong?"

    One of the staff said, "No, you're fine. We've finished."

    My uncle looked up at the clock; only about twenty minutes had passed. He said, "Here, there's still plenty of time. If you can think of any other improvements to make on that thing, just go ahead!"
  • swampgutswampgut Member Posts: 5,555
    edited November -1
    They do some prostate surgeries with those Davinci robotic machines nowadays.
  • ltcdotyltcdoty Member Posts: 4,183 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I read an article that said the more you choke your chicken, the less likely you will have prostate problems...

    An added benefit is you will be able to easily open any stuck pickle jar.
  • 11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,584 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Years back, paid a visit to a doc's office. Receptionist insisted that he had to have a urine specimen. Told her he did not need one, but that I needed to see the doc. She told me I had to provide one. Told her I was there to serve a search warrant, and did not have to provide one. Doc had been forging Medicaid paperwork, and selling prescriptions for narcotics.
  • dragfan66dragfan66 Member Posts: 112 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by ltcdoty
    I read an article that said the more you choke your chicken, the less likely you will have prostate problems...

    An added benefit is you will be able to easily open any stuck pickle jar.


    [:0] Damn! There went the keyboard. That's so true, er, I mean funny.
  • coltpaxcoltpax Member Posts: 7,516 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by ltcdoty
    I read an article that said the more you choke your chicken, the less likely you will have prostate problems...

    An added benefit is you will be able to easily open any stuck pickle jar.


    ahahahaha
  • gesshotsgesshots Member Posts: 15,678 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well Done! Thats thinking on your feet.[^][^]

    What was her response?
    It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What a great answer[:D][:D][:D]
  • swopjanswopjan Member Posts: 3,292
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 11b6r
    Years back, paid a visit to a doc's office. Receptionist insisted that he had to have a urine specimen. Told her he did not need one, but that I needed to see the doc. She told me I had to provide one. Told her I was there to serve a search warrant, and did not have to provide one. Doc had been forging Medicaid paperwork, and selling prescriptions for narcotics.


    i would have peed in the cup, and THEN mentioned the search warrant. oh, the look on her face...
  • SP45SP45 Member Posts: 1,761 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm with you. If I get the attitude I give it back with a little extra.
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