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Creation of women.

will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needin' ".

After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her
shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth.

Ruined the whole damn thing.




~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
Will270win@nraonline.com
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  • poolshotpoolshot Member Posts: 548 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    L.O.L you better circle the wagons now.
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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    Damn good one!! But you know you're going to take some hits. Keep your head down.

    "We become what we habitually do. If we act rightly, we become upright men. If we habitually act wrongly, or weakly, we become weak and corrupt" - *ARISTOTLE*

    **Like Grandad used to say--"It'll feel better when it quits hurtin"
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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mouth . . . no prob. Vocal cords, however . . . .

    (Running for bomb shelter!)
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    To quote Larry the Cable guy;"I don't care who ya are, that's funny. Lord forgive me for the woman thing and all the pygmys ......." Ya'll get the picture.


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    Will270win@nraonline.com
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  • charlie15charlie15 Member Posts: 937 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey!! will270win, i have a vision of those "two loving hands" holding 2X4's and they are not coming after me SO you are on your own. Also you realize you just blew your chances of ever being invited as a guest speaker at a N.O.W. convention.




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  • Ms. BeastMs. Beast Member Posts: 496 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now wait a minute..........what do you mean.......added a mouth and wrecked it!

    Could you please forward me your home address.....I got a 2x4 ready to ship for the nearest female to use!!
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