Bin Laden captured...

Ms. Beast

News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces.In a covert operation, the entire country ofAfghanistan was sprayed with Viagra and the little prick popped right up.

DaRoosta

That's good stuff. I almost fell off my chair.

Rosie

FOR SHAME- FOR SHAME- FOR SHAME!! I didn't know my sweetie even knew those kind of words! See if i let you smooch on me any more when Beast is in the deep woods! You and me are going to have to have a long talk young lady!! Rosie the astonished.

218Beekeep

Ms.Beast,I am dumbfounded..I`m wonderin` if this calls for a snort of Low Bush Lightnin`!.218

Ms. Beast

Okay, I am sorry! I know I shouldn't use that type of word.......I hear it on tv and thought it would be okay. I will never say.......Osama...ooooppps, again!