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How many male Chauvinists does it take ?
sodbuster
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How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to open a beer??
NONE,,,she better have it already opened when she hands it to you!!
I don't drink beer anymore, but I thought it was kinda cute!!
"Just my opinion."
NONE,,,she better have it already opened when she hands it to you!!
I don't drink beer anymore, but I thought it was kinda cute!!
"Just my opinion."
Comments
If you never try you will always fail.
A .NONE - Thats womens work !!
Q .Why do women have small feet ?
A .So they can stand closer to the sink !!
Q .What do you say to a woman with two black eyes ?
A .Nothing - She has already been told twice.!!
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24 HOURS IN A DAY ,24 CANS OF BEER IN A CASE !!COINCIDENCE??
If my wife knew that I posted this, she would whoop me!!
Just so ya know,,if I'm sittin' in my easy chair,,and I snap my fingers at her,,I'm liable to get them fingers broken!
"Just my opinion."
Edited by - sodbuster on 06/17/2002 23:59:09
Go Army Beat Navy
IF you wanna have fun jine the cavalry
Forget the watch. There's a clock on the stove.
Go Army. BEAT THE HELL OUT OF NAVY!
A: None! That woman can make my dinner in the dark!
Q: How is a woman like a Ronco food dehydrator?
A: They're both useless kitchen appliances
Q: How come they've never sent a woman to the moon?
A: Cakes cant rise in zero gravity.
And a limerick you can try on your lady (if you dont have any particular use for your most valuable organ):
Violets are blue
And so is the sky
Now get your * in the kitchen
And bake me a pie
DISCLAIMER: Bullzeye presents these for their base humor value only. He holds no prejudices against women, nor bears any responsibility for loss of ability to reproduce resulting from repeating these jokes in the presence of your significant female other.
Edited by - Bullzeye on 06/18/2002 01:25:42
Yea, honey Im getting off the comp.//;
I gotta go , gys
owwww, ooooohh, oowwww--
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It's an appliance you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Death to Tyrants!!!
-Gunphreak
She was saying "come out from under that bed and fight like a man"
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