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How many male Chauvinists does it take ?

sodbustersodbuster Member Posts: 2,305 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to open a beer??

NONE,,,she better have it already opened when she hands it to you!!

I don't drink beer anymore, but I thought it was kinda cute!!

"Just my opinion."

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  • kbbanditkbbandit Member Posts: 152 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    hehehehe

    If you never try you will always fail.
  • UnbatolocoUnbatoloco Member Posts: 110 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Q .How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to clean a toilet ?
    A .NONE - Thats womens work !!

    Q .Why do women have small feet ?
    A .So they can stand closer to the sink !!

    Q .What do you say to a woman with two black eyes ?
    A .Nothing - She has already been told twice.!!

    [;}] [;}] [;}] [;}] [;}]

    24 HOURS IN A DAY ,24 CANS OF BEER IN A CASE !!COINCIDENCE??
  • Ms. BeastMs. Beast Member Posts: 496 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You guys better watch it, we ladies are reading this too!!
  • sodbustersodbuster Member Posts: 2,305 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ms Beast
    If my wife knew that I posted this, she would whoop me!!
    Just so ya know,,if I'm sittin' in my easy chair,,and I snap my fingers at her,,I'm liable to get them fingers broken!


    "Just my opinion."

    Edited by - sodbuster on 06/17/2002 23:59:09
  • ghost614ghost614 Member Posts: 129 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • etc12819etc12819 Member Posts: 140 ✭✭
    edited November -1
  • trooperchintrooperchin Member Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    lol

    Go Army Beat Navy
    IF you wanna have fun jine the cavalry
  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What kind of watch do you buy for your bride on your wedding anniversary?

    Forget the watch. There's a clock on the stove.

    Go Army. BEAT THE HELL OUT OF NAVY!
  • squeakycsqueakyc Member Posts: 204 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you single?????????????????????
  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: None! That woman can make my dinner in the dark!

    Q: How is a woman like a Ronco food dehydrator?
    A: They're both useless kitchen appliances

    Q: How come they've never sent a woman to the moon?
    A: Cakes cant rise in zero gravity.

    And a limerick you can try on your lady (if you dont have any particular use for your most valuable organ):

    Violets are blue
    And so is the sky
    Now get your * in the kitchen
    And bake me a pie

    DISCLAIMER: Bullzeye presents these for their base humor value only. He holds no prejudices against women, nor bears any responsibility for loss of ability to reproduce resulting from repeating these jokes in the presence of your significant female other.

    Edited by - Bullzeye on 06/18/2002 01:25:42
  • turboturbo Member Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well in my house I wear the pan./..,

    Yea, honey Im getting off the comp.//;


    I gotta go , gys



    owwww, ooooohh, oowwww--

    "The great object is that every man.... everyone who is able may have a gun." Patrick Henry
  • gunphreakgunphreak Member Posts: 1,791 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What's the definition of a woman??

    It's an appliance you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

    Death to Tyrants!!!

    -Gunphreak
  • punchiepunchie Member Posts: 2,792
    edited November -1
    yeah, well I had mine down on her hands and knees begging the other night.

    She was saying "come out from under that bed and fight like a man"

    AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY
  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yep. Single. I met a girl a few weeks ago who loves the outdoors and gets into shooting some but there's no spark. She seems to think there is. Oh well.
  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    If you're still reading this thread, Idsman, drop me a line at paladin91@earthlink.net. The Army situation is coming to a head and I want to run some ideas past you before I sign anything.
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