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the clintons

mlincolnmlincoln Member Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭
edited October 2001 in General Discussion
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.

"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"







Better to have and not need, than need and not have.

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  • mlincolnmlincoln Member Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill,
    I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America
    and secure my presidential victory in 2008'.

    'Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well,
    Hillary responded, we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy
    clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop
    at the pound and pick up a Labrador.

    When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle
    America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside
    and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living
    there".

    A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at
    heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually
    they arrived at just the place they were looking for.
    With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They stepped up to the
    bar,the
    Bartender took a step back and said, " aren't you Bill and Hillary
    Clinton?" Hillary answered, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you have
    here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop
    and take in some local color."

    They then ordered a couple of cocktails from the bartender and
    proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who
    would listen.

    All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer
    comes in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked
    underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door. A few moments
    later,
    in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail,
    looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar.

    Over the course of the next hour or so, anoth er four or five farmers
    came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.

    Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the
    bartender over. 'Tell me' said Hillary, 'why did all those old
    farmers come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort
    of old custom?'
    'Good Lord no,' said the bartender. 'Its just that someone has
    told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two sweeties".
  • mlincolnmlincoln Member Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Couple things: Yesterday's Washington Post ripped up Cinton's anti-terrorism "work," saying that if he had done more and acted in a timely manner all of these problems might have been averted. The article even quoted a high-level DOD source that called Clinton's work in this area "incompetent."I've been off the board for a while so I KNOW you guys ripped up HRC for her performance during Bush's speech. All I can say is, what a *! She stood there looking bored, talking while the president was talking, and it was like it was a huge effort for her to clap. I saw with my own two eyes what a hollow, awful person she is; there was no wacko left-wing press to spin things or cover it up. She's a power-hungry * who doesn't give a damn about her country. God, how I hate that woman.
  • Evil ATFEvil ATF Member Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    In a God-fearing world she'd had been stoned to death by now.
  • metzmetz Member Posts: 121 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "stoned" I thought they didn't inhale?!?!?!?Andy
  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That woman is dangerous, more so than people want to admit. Megalomania. Look it up. She thinks she has the moral and mental capacity to fulfill here own expectations and when she comes up against reality she will lash out at whatever and whomever to justify her failures. Hitler suffered this malignancy, so did Idi Amin and Papa Doc Duvelier. We bears close scrutiny, much like you watch a mouth-foaming dog.Clouder..
  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about MEGALOMANIC *?
    A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.
  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    varmit: Fine but it casts aspersions on all our faithful dogs.Clouder..
  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Please forgive me.I will make amends to my four dogs.HRC is not fit to lick from there bowls.
    A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.
  • Homer J SimpsonHomer J Simpson Member Posts: 89 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    mlincoln, I'm glad to see you on the winning team!(wink.)
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