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the clintons
mlincoln
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Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"
Better to have and not need, than need and not have.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"
Better to have and not need, than need and not have.
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I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America
and secure my presidential victory in 2008'.
'Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well,
Hillary responded, we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy
clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop
at the pound and pick up a Labrador.
When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle
America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside
and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living
there".
A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at
heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually
they arrived at just the place they were looking for.
With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They stepped up to the
bar,the
Bartender took a step back and said, " aren't you Bill and Hillary
Clinton?" Hillary answered, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you have
here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop
and take in some local color."
They then ordered a couple of cocktails from the bartender and
proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who
would listen.
All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer
comes in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked
underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door. A few moments
later,
in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail,
looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar.
Over the course of the next hour or so, anoth er four or five farmers
came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the
bartender over. 'Tell me' said Hillary, 'why did all those old
farmers come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort
of old custom?'
'Good Lord no,' said the bartender. 'Its just that someone has
told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two sweeties".
A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.
A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.