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A MUSLIM MEETS MUHAMMAD

lurkerlurker Member Posts: 414 ✭✭✭
edited September 2002 in General Discussion
A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven".
The Muslim says "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim and I want to meet Muhammad."
St. Peter says "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad"
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses. Moses says "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven".
The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honor to meet you. But like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad".
Moses says "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad.
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks "Who are you?"
The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven". God walks over and shakes his hand.
The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God "Sir, it is such an honor to meet you - I can't believe it - this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad."
God says "Ohh, You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?"
The Muslim says "I would love a cup of coffee"
God yells into the kitchen, "Hey Muhammad, 2 coffees!!!"






Edited by - lurker on 09/11/2002 18:00:16
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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    That's funny, reminds me of the one where this Christian dies and goes to heaven to meet Jesus.....

    It's not what you know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know that just ain't so!
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  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    Hairy:

    Muhammed, and the rest of the Arabs for that matter, can kiss my American *. 90% of them wish nothing more than to kill us, rape our women and burn our country to the ground.

    If they want a fight, it's a fight they'll get. The 11-Bravos will be there any time they think they're ready.
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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Bullz: Chill out my little friend. As you get ready to enter the military, you will (hopefully) learn about the rest of the world.

    It's not what you know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know that just ain't so!
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  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    Hairy:

    A lot of young brave soldiers are going to die when we have to remove that lunatic from power. One of them might well be Idsman, or monkey, or me.

    So no, I wont chill out. You can take your Arab-loving attitude and move the hell to Saudi Arabia.

    PS- I'm not "getting ready to enter the military". I'm signed, sworn, and waiting to ship out.

    Edited by - Bullzeye on 09/11/2002 22:39:19
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    Hang in there, Bullzeye. You are right. The so-called peaceful Muslims living in this country are just trying to keep from getting their butts kicked and their stores and homes burned. Either that, or they are practicing a watered-down form of their religion that is palatable to their neighbors.

    To the Islamic, there are only two kinds of people: The true believer (them) and the infidel. (the rest of the world) The infidel hasn't the right to breathe God's air, and it is the duty of the true believer to destroy the infidel.

    They are not and will never be our friends.



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  • Harleeman1030Harleeman1030 Member Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    TEMPER,TEMPER,TEMPER,

    Twice today a joke has set you off..A JOKE dam boy get a grip on yourself..You sure tell people to shutup,i will kick you but, and so on.My wife is even laughing at your antics (sp)

    I don't think you have heard a word a real man has said in a long time..If you were my kid (thank god my 5 year old son has more manners then you by the way) i would have already taken the computer away and beat your a** so you could not sit down..And then being the man i am i would have to get on here and say i am sorry for my idiot son please forgive me.



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  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    Maybe if it was your sorry * on the line Harleeman, you wouldnt be so open and accepting of Arab-loving traitors in this country.

    You can sit back and judge and pontificate all you want. You'll never be called on to back-up anyone's decision. In the end, it's all the same to you.

    Military men like me, on the other hand, will be the executors of any attack on Iraq. And if the difficult decision is made that we need excise that cancer and prevent it from spreading, young men like me will sign that order in our blood.

    So you tell me who is the petulant and childish one.
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  • gruntledgruntled Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Military men like me, on the other hand"

    You are really full of yourself. You are still months away from even being a raw recruit & you call yourself a "military man". (I did my time drafted, extended & recalled.)

    How many people want to bet five dollars (either way) he doesn't make it out of basic?

    By the way I don't get the joke. Seems to me that being God's personal servant would be a tremendous honor.

    Edited by - gruntled on 09/12/2002 00:56:33
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  • Harleeman1030Harleeman1030 Member Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well bullz i will say this much if my country needed me i would not even think twice..

    Go and look at my What a croc. post before you judge how i think.
    I am one of the Hatred looks that they get on the planes son.
    I grew up in a muslim country (Indoniesa) i do not love them.I have been beaten because i am white in a strange country you don't know fk about me.Your just so hot headed we all can see this why will you not take the word of a lot of us?

    I am just pointing out that a JOKE sets you off.Now i am a sorry * HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you have no respect for anyone..

    I dont think you understand respect where on here have you seen me say yea for a fkn muslim ?
    I can not stand them but yet you say i judge you chit boy it's right in front of you




    sa?lute Pronunciation Key (s-lt)
    v. sa?lut?ed, sa?lut?ing, sa?lutes
    v. tr.
    To greet or address with an expression of welcome, goodwill, or respect.
    To recognize (a superior) with a gesture prescribed by military regulations, as by raising the hand to the cap.

    To honor formally and ceremoniously.
    To express warm approval of; commend: salute an agency for its charity work.
    To become noticeable to: A stench saluted our nostrils.

    v. intr.
    To make a gesture of greeting or respect.

    n.
    An act of greeting; a salutation.

    An act or gesture of welcome, honor, or courteous recognition: a musical salute to the composer's 90th birthday.
    The position of the hand or rifle or the * posture of a person saluting a military superior.
    A formal military display of honor or greeting, such as the firing of cannon.

    Gruntled i will not even waste the five spot.

    Harleeman1030@aol.com

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    Edited by - harleeman1030 on 09/12/2002 01:02:32
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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Bulls- Your statement, "I'm not "getting ready to enter the military". I'm signed, sworn, and waiting to ship out." is very revealing. Since you are waiting to "ship out" are you sure you have all your uniform items? Or, are you still packing those ole civ's with you and awaiting to get issued some clothing? Finished basic already? since you're SHIPPING OUT?

    One piece of advice for you: Don't talk the talk till you walk the walk.



    It's not what you know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know that just ain't so!
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