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Business Practices (Joke)
HAIRY
Member Posts: 23,606
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now had company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church for confession."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Oh no, don't start that stuff again."
It's not what you know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know that just ain't so!
Resident Pyrrhonist
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now had company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church for confession."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Oh no, don't start that stuff again."
It's not what you know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know that just ain't so!
Resident Pyrrhonist