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  • wartigerwartiger Member Posts: 3,861
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by nord
    In retrospect I think maybe. The problem is that I'm too dumb to pick up the message until about a decade after the offer.[:(]



    Then you ain't been flat out propositioned! There is no questions, no doubt about it when it happens.....My problem is that the few times it's happened to me, she was D.U.I. and in cuffs! (And for the record, NO, I DID NOT TAKE HER UP ON IT!!!)
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,693 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    On the other hand, I was over in Frankfurt Germany in 1973. I was visiting my brother who was in the Army. There was a huge American base there, a medical complex.
    Well, one of the Army guys wanted to go down to the wh*rehouse and wanted me to go along. Prostitution was legal there.

    So down there Mike and I went. The place was named "Crazy Sexy's." This was a big building, and set up as one big room. It was concrete block, with a bunch of concrete block cubicles set up. It was set up so that there were a bunch of angles, and corners, against which the gals would stand while you talked to them.

    This was about 11 am so there weren't many customers, but there were about 50 gals there at work. Sure some of them were not much to look at, but at least half were very good looking. That was a weird experience, a good looking stacked blonde German gal about 22 years old, walks right up to you, she is wearing a see through nightie, and she says "Ooh, you are a good-looking American, do you want to go upstairs with me?" I am talking about Playboy centerfold quality, some of these girls were. It cost 100 Deutsch Marks to go upstairs, or $25 US.

    Well, Mike picked a girl and upstairs he went, I hung around downstairs. I was a healthy young man but the whole thing gave me the creeps, I was just not turned on being in a "sex for sale" place.
    To my surprise I didn't take any of the girls up on their repeated offers.

    ps Hey, this is wild. I just googled that place up and here they are!
    Crazy Sexy in Frankfurt. I can't believe they are still in business.
    They have a web site, naturally.

    http://www.crazy-sexy-frankfurt.de/home.php

    Click on "girls" and you will see what I passed up. The girls there in '73 looked just as good as these do.
    I can't believe I passed that up I must have been having a bad day. Maybe I was hung over.
  • SGSG Member Posts: 7,548
    edited November -1
    Or you are happy.[:D]
  • SGSG Member Posts: 7,548
    edited November -1
    Either that,or you made a wise decision because you were in the "TS-ladies section![:D]
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,693 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Oops! T-S Ladies. I just figured out what that means. Hell how would you tell a TS Lady from a real lady. I guess you paid your hundred Deutschmarks and went upstairs to find out.
  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Working as the maintenance man at a Section 8 apartment complex. Many opportunities, but I only took one.
    Had a hot little blond gal tell me one day her kids hands were too small to get this kink worked out of her back and wondered if I would mind massaging her back a minute.
    Wasn't long we were in the bedroom.....

    Once a new girl moved in next door and was hanging laundry she asked if I wanted to come over for coffee, I got some sugar too. Ended up putting a gate in the fence for her.

    There have been several more, like I said I think a woman can tell if you will or not so they approach the ones they think will say yes?

    No one likes to be turned down.
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 22,065 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I always thought these stories started with "Dear Penthouse Forum" [:D].
  • Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That which occurred in the past, is often best left in the past.

    Don
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
  • pwilliepwillie Member Posts: 20,253 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    That which occurred in the past, is often best left in the past.

    Don
    Best answer so far......[:o)]
  • nards444nards444 Member Posts: 3,994 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    3-4 times throughout the years but every time with I was either with my wife to be or wife. Mom always said the ones that do that are not the ones that you want to take home. So I always stayed away from that. 5 mins of glory wasnt worth a life time of BS.
  • pulsarncpulsarnc Member Posts: 6,559 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    During the mid 70s I worked * a water well driller and pump repairman in the Tidewater Va area .Covered Hampton Roads area and Norfolk Naval base area . Naval Fleet out in the summertime leads to some interesting times .the fact that I was young and single was a plus,and it was pre-aids time line
    cry Havoc and let slip  the dogs of war..... 
  • JgreenJgreen Member Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Reminds me of a bunch of old jokes:

    Stanislavski, the great russian actor, was propositioned by a woman, and he took her up on it. At the end of the evening, he sent her on her way with tickets to his next show.

    The woman gets irate, and says "How am I supposed to feed my kids with theater tickets?"

    Stanislavski replies "If you want bread, sleep with a baker!"
  • searcher5searcher5 Member Posts: 13,511
    edited November -1
    I run a liquor store. At least once a month for the past 20+ years. Did I ever give in? Not a chance in hell. Some weren't too bad, others would give you nightmares just thinking about it, that would wake you up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, screaming for mommy.

    Never cheated on either of my wives. Never will. In the next three weeks or so, though, someone will offer to trade it out for booze. Again. And, I'll smile politely, and say no thanks. Again.

    Dan
  • Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by searcher5
    I run a liquor store. At least once a month for the past 20+ years. Did I ever give in? Not a chance in hell. Some weren't too bad, others would give you nightmares just thinking about it, that would wake you up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, screaming for mommy.

    Never cheated on either of my wives. Never will. In the next three weeks or so, though, someone will offer to trade it out for booze. Again. And, I'll smile politely, and say no thanks. Again.

    Dan


    You will never cheat on either of your wives?

    How does that work?[:)]
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    There have been offers, some discreet, some outright blatant, but not in a long time. I reckon I ain't as pretty as I used to be.
  • oldrideroldrider Member Posts: 4,934 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    There have been offers, some discreet, some outright blatant, but not in a long time. I reckon I ain't as pretty as I used to be.


    I once had a good looking woman ask me if I'd started running around on my wife yet. But that sure seems like a long time ago.
  • searcher5searcher5 Member Posts: 13,511
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    quote:Originally posted by searcher5
    I run a liquor store. At least once a month for the past 20+ years. Did I ever give in? Not a chance in hell. Some weren't too bad, others would give you nightmares just thinking about it, that would wake you up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, screaming for mommy.

    Never cheated on either of my wives. Never will. In the next three weeks or so, though, someone will offer to trade it out for booze. Again. And, I'll smile politely, and say no thanks. Again.

    Dan


    You will never cheat on either of your wives?

    How does that work?[:)]


    Good question. Guess I worded it poorly. First wife died, I remarried. I never cheated on either of them.

    Dan
  • JunkballerJunkballer Member Posts: 9,309 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Be careful..........a suspicious wife can set your * up, have one of her friends you don't know to check-out how faithful you really are [:0] [;)]

    "Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee

  • partisanpartisan Member Posts: 6,414
    edited November -1
    The last one I got was from my doctors nurse. She wrote her number on one of cards and said to call her. I did, and we were together for more than 20 years. The funny thing is that she was the only one of my 4 wives I never ran around on. Still miss her terribly.[:(]
  • mlincolnmlincoln Member Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Some very good stories indeed. Not saying I'd take any lady up on it, but I would like to be asked. One lives and hopes. . .
  • sgm hagsgm hag Member Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    YES! Many times YES! Problem is I never turned them down. From age 20 to 42 I was propositioned, mostly at workplaces. While I was married and in between marriages. Some were younger, some older and some my own age. All real lookers, mostly married. Before work, during lunch hours, after work and some late niters. Some one-timers, some frequently, a few lengthly affairs. A couple of them found out about each other and got mad at me even though both of them were married. Managed to smooth things out with both and things went back to as before but each remained suspicious.

    Then the worst thing happened. A divorcee got so jealous of my wife that she and her friend contacted my wife and very cruely disclosed the affair we had been having. My world came crashing down and has stayed down for the past twenty-seven years. I'm sixty-nine now and alone. Looking back on my wild life I have to admit it was exciting to the nines. Not so much in high school, but within two months after I first married at age twenty, it was like a target was painted on my back that lonely women could see. It was like I could have any woman I set my mind to. I've had girls, ladies and women and every one was wonderful in their own right. From age nineteen thru fifty-four I actually, over a few days, accumulated a list of seventy-three partners we'll say. I can't remember all the names but the places, faces and times are clear. It was a really wild ride but I honestly wouldn't wish it off on anyone else for after the dancing is over, you pay the fiddler forever.

    Now, by choice, my life just revolves around my precious grandchildren ages 5 & 7. I've met many sweet ladies these past years but my heart's just not in it anymore to have someone to sit out on the front porch swing with, holding hands watching the kids play in the frontyard. I realize now that the only women I really loved for eternity, til death due us part, is gone forever and no one could ever take her place. Even though she lives, happily re-married, just five or ten miles from me now.

    During the day, my life's all about working with the hot rods of my youth and my little grandchildren, who think Papaw hung the moon. Then, come nightfall, I anxiously await going to sleep because that's when I get to see and be with her again. Happy in love, holding litteraly, the girl of my dreams in my arms once again.
  • mlincolnmlincoln Member Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by sgm hag
    YES! Many times YES! Problem is I never turned them down. From age 20 to 42 I was propositioned, mostly at workplaces. While I was married and in between marriages. Some were younger, some older and some my own age. All real lookers, mostly married. Before work, during lunch hours, after work and some late niters. Some one-timers, some frequently, a few lengthly affairs. A couple of them found out about each other and got mad at me even though both of them were married. Managed to smooth things out with both and things went back to as before but each remained suspicious.

    Then the worst thing happened. A divorcee got so jealous of my wife that she and her friend contacted my wife and very cruely disclosed the affair we had been having. My world came crashing down and has stayed down for the past twenty-seven years. I'm sixty-nine now and alone. Looking back on my wild life I have to admit it was exciting to the nines. Not so much in high school, but within two months after I first married at age twenty, it was like a target was painted on my back that lonely women could see. It was like I could have any woman I set my mind to. I've had girls, ladies and women and every one was wonderful in their own right. From age nineteen thru fifty-four I actually, over a few days, accumulated a list of seventy-three partners we'll say. I can't remember all the names but the places, faces and times are clear. It was a really wild ride but I honestly wouldn't wish it off on anyone else for after the dancing is over, you pay the fiddler forever.

    Now, by choice, my life just revolves around my precious grandchildren ages 5 & 7. I've met many sweet ladies these past years but my heart's just not in it anymore to have someone to sit out on the front porch swing with, holding hands watching the kids play in the frontyard. I realize now that the only women I really loved for eternity, til death due us part, is gone forever and no one could ever take her place. Even though she lives, happily re-married, just five or ten miles from me now.

    During the day, my life's all about working with the hot rods of my youth and my little grandchildren, who think Papaw hung the moon. Then, come nightfall, I anxiously await going to sleep because that's when I get to see and be with her again. Happy in love, holding litteraly, the girl of my dreams in my arms once again.






    Now THAT is a story. Good night, 73 women while you were married, and the first one two months after you got married. That kind of behavior would make Hugh Hefner blush.

    I have a buddy, really the younger brother of my good buddy, who is a very handsome fellow and the women just love him. He got married, really shouldn't have because he just couldn't keep it in his pants, and he started screwing around. They lasted for 12 or 14 years, something like that, but she finally found out and dumped him. He has since remarried, but I wonder if this one will last.
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