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People please be careful....e-mail...LOL

Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
edited October 2001 in General Discussion
Fellas, please be careful. Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a sh&t on the 28th will be bitten on the * by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business. I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I am not going to worry about it unless the gators have known links to the NRA. And given how far right the NRA is I doubt they let gators be members, so no problem.
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  • bfairbfair Member Posts: 250 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    We have plenty of Gator's here. We are aways watching for them on the toilet.This is no news for me. BTW The Gators arn't near as sassy as the moccasins.
    Home of the Blue Angels, P'colaSemper Paratus [This message has been edited by bfair (edited 10-17-2001).]
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Just throw in a live chicken,as a diversionarytactic,then do your bidness.Rembrandt will be along to explain how I do it..218
    Will the last reb to leave flarda,please bring the flag?[This message has been edited by 218Beekeep (edited 10-17-2001).]
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What, me worry? I have a septic tank. Ain't no gators in thar.
    So many guns to buy. So little money.
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  • BlueTicBlueTic Member Posts: 4,072
    edited November -1
    I'm scared - what if I really have to go that day - can I use the Honey Bucket at work? I don't think the security at the refinery would let them in, but what if they come in the pump truck?
    IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY RIGHTS - GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY (this includes politicians)
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  • KhegglieKhegglie Member Posts: 330 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    gulp down a pound of Georgia clay, that should lock things up past the 28th.
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Drop a hippo in the toilet before you go that will scare the gators away ,LOL.
    I judge Thee!, Not for what you are , but for what you say !
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