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SPIDERS

slly_sueslly_sue Member Posts: 436 ✭✭✭
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
Anyone have an idea what type of spider this is? We found a couple of them outside our front door. One was twice the size of this one.

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  • slly_sueslly_sue Member Posts: 436 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at 2 spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those 2 spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "what do you call the spider on top, 'DADDY'?" she asked. "That's a DADDY LONGLEGS," her father answered. "So, the other one is a 'MOMMY LONGLEGS'?" she asked. "No, both of them are DADDY LONGLEGS" I said. The little girl thought for a moment, then smashed them both flat with her foot. "THAT MIGHT BE OK IN MASSACHUSETTS, BUT WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT snot HERE IN TEXAS"


    AND THANK YOU ALL FOR THE VERY NICE BIRTHDAY WISH IT WAS GREATLY APPRECIATED IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE HAHAHAHA
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  • slly_sueslly_sue Member Posts: 436 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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  • slly_sueslly_sue Member Posts: 436 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [8D]
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  • slly_sueslly_sue Member Posts: 436 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    In the last 2-3 weeks, we've killed 1-2 spiders a day in the house. Have no idea what started this invasion---colder weather/rain. All look about the same---dark brown/black and about the size of a nickel or quarter. Got to spray the garage and around the outside of entrance doors with malathion. Maybe that will help. Wife is terrified of spiders and I'm not real fond of them either.
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  • slly_sueslly_sue Member Posts: 436 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Subject: Spiders

    A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs," The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of snot in our garden."

    Frog

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    GO NAVY, BEAT ARMY
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  • gap1916gap1916 Member Posts: 4,977
    edited November -1
    Betty: Texans have always had attitude. It is what makes them Texan. I like that. [8D]

    Greg
    Former
    USMC
    ANGLICO
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