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Dallas Cowboys= America's Team

War Pig ActualWar Pig Actual Member Posts: 2,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited May 2009 in General Discussion
If you are a fan of any other team you are a traitor.
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  • HandLoadHandLoad Member Posts: 15,998 ✭
    edited November -1
    Guess I'm a traitor....Born and Bred in Texas, but the team I have liked all my life (as long as I've been paying attention) is Green Bay.
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  • War Pig ActualWar Pig Actual Member Posts: 2,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    GREEN BAY!!!!!

    Sir, you should not be allowed to call Texas home.
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  • HandLoadHandLoad Member Posts: 15,998 ✭
    edited November -1
    San Antonio. Nineteen Hundred and Fifty-Two.
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  • War Pig ActualWar Pig Actual Member Posts: 2,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dallas 1-9-7-2
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  • longspur riderlongspur rider Member Posts: 2,620 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I've never figured out how or why they they were coined America's team.
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  • HandLoadHandLoad Member Posts: 15,998 ✭
    edited November -1
    Dallas, those Nancy Boys, named themselves that - legends in their little minds.
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  • losttraillosttrail Member Posts: 185 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I like 3 teams.....

    Denver..

    Green Bay..

    Whoever plays the Cowboys and Raiders
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  • War Pig ActualWar Pig Actual Member Posts: 2,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    HL, I'm going to email Gov. Perry about you just in case Texas leaves the union. I don't want your traitor Cowboy hating kind welcomed in my birth state. My Pa owns land 2 hours east of Dallas and we're gonna build houses their after the independence.[:D]
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  • War Pig ActualWar Pig Actual Member Posts: 2,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:I like 3 teams.....

    Denver..

    Green Bay..

    Whoever plays the Cowboys and Raiders

    I can see the Raiders in all, but Dallas is America's Team.
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  • HandLoadHandLoad Member Posts: 15,998 ✭
    edited November -1
    I like Cowboys, and Cowgirls, but not the Dallas cowBOYS.

    Hell, I owned land in Texas before you wuz born, WPA. Still do, so I'm paying his wages. Wonder who he'll side with.
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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    Keep your Powder dry and your Musket well oiled.
    NRA Lifetime Benefactor Member.
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  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 17,809 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by War Pig Actual
    My Pa owns land 2 hours east of Dallas and we're gonna build houses their after the independence.[:D]What county?
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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    Cowboys were named America's Team by NFL films. They did not name themselves. But just keep making stuff up, we understand.

    I appreciate all the hate. When a bunch of pussies hate ya, it's a compliment...
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  • burdz19burdz19 Member Posts: 4,145
    edited November -1
    War Pig, 1972 here also so you know the time line. Was a Cowboy fan from about the first game I ever watched I think it was the 78 NFC Championship game against the Rams. Wore Tony and Roger's jersey's everytime mom would let me get out of the house with them. I bled BLUE..... until the day Jerry Jones bought them and stabbed Tom Landry in the chest. The Day Jerry goes belly up and has to sell, I'll bleed blue again. Until then[V][V][V][V]
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  • RtWngExtrmstRtWngExtrmst Member Posts: 7,456
    edited November -1
    Oakland Raiders!! Yeah we're dirty - wadda ya gonna do about it?
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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by RtWngExtrmst
    Oakland Raiders!! Yeah we're dirty - wadda ya gonna do about it?


    For one, we're gonna kick your makeup wearing Al Davis nutbag owning * August 13, 2009 at 9:00 P.M. CST...
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  • H.S. 10-XH.S. 10-X Member Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just this morning I drank a cup of coffee, smoked a cigarette and gave gave birth to a few Dallas Cowboys. Just to be on the safe side, I always flush twice because it's a long ways to Dallas!
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  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,012 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is Dallas in Oklahoma? Don
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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    Is Dallas in Oklahoma? Don




    [:0]

    Only when the Red River changes course...
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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by H.S. 10-X
    Just this morning I drank a cup of coffee, smoked a cigarette and gave gave birth to a few Dallas Cowboys. Just to be on the safe side, I always flush twice because it's a long ways to Dallas!



    Is that a cut and paste?

    Smoke another cigarette and cough up something original...
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  • H.S. 10-XH.S. 10-X Member Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm sorry, but I just can't stand the Dallas Cowpies. It just gets funnier every time.
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    I am no football fan in general, and for darn sure no Cowboy fan specifically.

    I wouldn't walk across the street to watch the game for free. Of course, if I did live across the street, Jerry Jones would bribe the local politicians into condemning my home, forcing me into the street, paying me half it's true value, just so he could park a few more cars.

    Rain on 'em. Acid rain. Fire hail like in the Exodus.

    3/4 of those arrogant candy-*, were it not for God-given talent (and probable use of anabolic steroids) would be either in the penitentiary or working a drive-up restaurant window.
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  • Tech141Tech141 Member Posts: 3,787 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I've been a serious Pittsburgh Steelers fan since exactly January 18, 1976. That was the day they beat the Cowbiatch's in SuperBowl X.

    Never agreed with Dallas being "America's Team". Seems that label should be reserved for the team that has won the most SuperBowl rings. Hmmmm, just which team could that be? C'mon WPA, help me out here. Which team has won the most SuperBowls?????? Could that be the STEELERS?!?!?!?!?!?

    Just messing with ya, WPA. Dallas has been a very decent team and I give them credit, it's just that I'm a Steelers fan, tried and true.
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  • MMOMEQ-55MMOMEQ-55 Member Posts: 13,134
    edited November -1
    The Dallas Cowboys couldn't even play a radio.



    So who won the Super Bowl?
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  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,012 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    I am no football fan in general, and for darn sure no Cowboy fan specifically.

    I wouldn't walk across the street to watch the game for free. Of course, if I did live across the street, Jerry Jones would bribe the local politicians into condemning my home, forcing me into the street, paying me half it's true value, just so he could park a few more cars.

    Rain on 'em. Acid rain. Fire hail like in the Exodus.

    3/4 of those arrogant candy-*, were it not for God-given talent (and probable use of anabolic steroids) would be either in the penitentiary or working a drive-up restaurant window.



    you have a pissyass attitude. Don
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:you have a pissyass attitude. Don


    Darn tootin' I do. [:D]

    But I told the truth. [^]
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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by nunn




    But I told the truth. [^]



    Well, half of it anyway...
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  • k_townmank_townman Member Posts: 3,588
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by War Pig Actual
    If you are a fan of any other team you are a traitor.

    It's the NBA Playoffs now. I don't care about football.











    cowBOYS suck, anyway. [:0]
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  • Rebel_JamesRebel_James Member Posts: 4,746
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by War Pig Actual
    HL, I'm going to email Gov. Perry about you just in case Texas leaves the union. I don't want your traitor Cowboy hating kind welcomed in my birth state. My Pa owns land 2 hours east of Dallas and we're gonna build houses their after the independence.[:D]


    How can you be so strong in your support of Texas, and their possible seccession, and spout so much 'hate' for the CSA back in 1861?

    .
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  • H.S. 10-XH.S. 10-X Member Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HandLoad
    Guess I'm a traitor....Born and Bred in Texas, but the team I have liked all my life (as long as I've been paying attention) is Green Bay.


    Packers vs. Raiders in the SuperBowl, with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders on the sideline! Their Cheerleaders are their only redeemiming quality.
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  • burn1bobburn1bob Member Posts: 603 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't you mean South America's team?

    I do believe the Steelers got six of those superbowl rings !

    Does anyone else? Case Closed.
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  • nascarbumnascarbum Member Posts: 129 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The Dallas Cowboys collapsed so hard, even the practice facility came down. I forget, when's the last time they won a playoff game?
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  • GiantsFanGiantsFan Member Posts: 59 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Americas' team since 1925

    The New York Football Giants!!!

    Cowterds last won a playoff game when????

    I've lived near Houston the last 25 yrs, like the Oilers, no wait, Texans too!!
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  • War Pig ActualWar Pig Actual Member Posts: 2,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:quote:
    Originally posted by War Pig Actual

    HL, I'm going to email Gov. Perry about you just in case Texas leaves the union. I don't want your traitor Cowboy hating kind welcomed in my birth state. My Pa owns land 2 hours east of Dallas and we're gonna build houses their after the independence.



    How can you be so strong in your support of Texas, and their possible seccession, and spout so much 'hate' for the CSA back in 1861?

    .


    Because they were hypocrties.
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  • 11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,584 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Always thought the best job in Texas was being the parole officer for the Cowboys.
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  • dakotashooter2dakotashooter2 Member Posts: 6,186
    edited November -1
    I'm wondering if the collaps of their training facility migh be a prophesy!!!![;)]
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