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Joke forTexas Football Fans
r.e.bob
Member Posts: 36 ✭✭
Two boys are playing football outside Memorial Stadium in Austin when one of the boys is attacked by a "rabid" Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it in the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter, who was strolling by, sees the incident happen and rushes over to interview the boy. . "Young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing on his notepad. The boy says, "Hey, I'm not a Longhorn fan." The reporter replies, "Sorry, since we're in Austin, just assumed you were." He starts writing again, "Little Aggie Fan Saves Friend From Horrific Attack," to which the boy says, "Hey, I'm not an Aggie fan, either." The reporter again apologizes, "Sorry, I assumed everyone in Texas was either a Longhorn fan or an Aggie fan. What team do you root for?" The boy replies,"I'm an Oklahoma Sooners fan!" The reporter starts writing again, on a new sheet in his notepad, "Little Redneck * Kills Beloved Family Pet."
If you hit your target every time, you're too close.
If you hit your target every time, you're too close.
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