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Joke forTexas Football Fans

r.e.bobr.e.bob Member Posts: 36 ✭✭
edited January 2002 in General Discussion
Two boys are playing football outside Memorial Stadium in Austin when one of the boys is attacked by a "rabid" Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it in the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter, who was strolling by, sees the incident happen and rushes over to interview the boy. . "Young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing on his notepad. The boy says, "Hey, I'm not a Longhorn fan." The reporter replies, "Sorry, since we're in Austin, just assumed you were." He starts writing again, "Little Aggie Fan Saves Friend From Horrific Attack," to which the boy says, "Hey, I'm not an Aggie fan, either." The reporter again apologizes, "Sorry, I assumed everyone in Texas was either a Longhorn fan or an Aggie fan. What team do you root for?" The boy replies,"I'm an Oklahoma Sooners fan!" The reporter starts writing again, on a new sheet in his notepad, "Little Redneck * Kills Beloved Family Pet."
If you hit your target every time, you're too close.

Comments

  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now that's funny!!
    PC=BS
  • ibtruknibtrukn Member Posts: 443 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ask Jimmy Johnson what's funny about Texas football......
  • beachmaster73beachmaster73 Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Long time since Earl Campbell went straight up the middle with five defenders hanging onto him. Now that was football! BeachP.S. Even playing for Houston he made defenders look inept.[This message has been edited by beachmaster73 (edited 01-22-2002).]
  • ndbillyndbilly Member Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Beachmaster - Except, of course, when Earl faced "The Steel Curtain." Sincerely,Pittsburgh Bill
  • beachmaster73beachmaster73 Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    ndbilly...ok....but he did make for some exciting football. Beach
  • jdb123jdb123 Member Posts: 471 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    without oklahoma "stealing" texas high school players{with all due respect to rocky calmus and roy williams} there would be no oklahoma sooners football team! if ya dont belive me just look at there roster!
  • ifishbajaifishbaja Member Posts: 73 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Texas huh. Hey do you suppose that if the Alamo would have had a back door, there even be a Texas today?I mean, isn't Texas really just Baja Oklahoma anyway? Hey, do you know why the school color of Texas is that particualr shade of orange? So they can play football in it on saturday, Pick up trash and dead armadillos along the interstate on Sunday and wear it back to prison on monday! Sorry Texans, you are usually a great bunch of guys but your state is pretty sucky.
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