I'm from L.A. so I can post this

Pelican

A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain't from around here... where you from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Pennsylvania?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what the heck is a taxidermist?" The guy says, "I mount dead animals." ... The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us.

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jdb123

typical attitude from a californian

Hans Grueber

Yes I agree, They're in their own world.

will270win

He said L.A., that ain't California, that's Lower Alabama.

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jdb123

well i guess i am just not redneck enough to know that.

will270win

I don't take a redkneck to know it. It takes a "good ol' boy". A redneck is usually a dirty SOB that can come from anywhere. Now you are hereby edumacated.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, take it to a mechanic. will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~

Bullzeye

Golly dang, 270!Is it time for Yank edumacation 101 again? I got me a seat at the fronta' the class!

rogue_rob

hehe anyone else remember the joke about britney spears "mounting" the horse outside wal mart? hehe that is still stuck in my mind.

will270win

Pull up yer chares en i'll lern ya'll a thang er three!

blaze

I saw the 1st 3 post last night, started to let them in on the LA, but thought I would see just how many of them would post something about Cally.

He Dog

A feller has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. He is planning to cut a wood lot of 2.735 acres. There are an average of 470 pine trees per acre and each is an average of 14" in diameter. How many Budwiser tallboys will it take to get the job done?

varmit hunter

He dog,Thats a easy one.It will work out to be exactly 1 less beer than needed.

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badboybob

Now that depends if'n he's a yankee or a reb.If'n he's a reb he needs at least one beer per tree or 1285 beers. That comes to 54 cases with a few beers left over.A yankee would probably cut his foot off after the first beer.

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PC=BS

daddo

When the gauge reads "full"?

Hans Grueber

Well if you rebs actually drank good beer I would have an answer to the question.(And I still say they're in their own world,a reb or a californian)[This message has been edited by Hans Grueber (edited 02-26-2002).]

jdb123

cali not cally {more widely known than "LA" meaning "lower Alabama"} now YOU know.

will270win

Most of us don't give a flying damn about cali, even those like me who are temporary residents. Now ya know again.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, take it to a mechanic. will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~

sandman2234

Concerning Callie, or Kallifornia. I give a damn. In fact, if I could find somebody to take it, I would give them the whole damn state.

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Have Gun, will travel

Mr. Lobo

sandman2234,Funny I feel the same way about Florida.

simonbs

Watch out Wolfman! When you do that, attach the Panhandle to L.A. Trust me, it ain't like the rest of Flarda.(Beekeep, you're gonna' hafta' move, Man!)

will270win

Damn right it ain't!

sandman2234

Hey, I may own houses in Jax, but me and my machinegun will always live in Gulf Breeze.

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Have Gun, will travel[This message has been edited by sandman2234 (edited 03-03-2002).]