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My favorite golf story
guardian505
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The new man at work was asked by 3 fellows to fill their foursome. He accepted and they told him tee off time was seven o'clock. He responded by saying he might be a little late.
Seven o'clock arrived and they teed off on time. The new man played right handed and shot a round of 2 under par. The guys were so impressed that they invited him back the next week. He accepted and was told the tee off time was again seven o'clock. His response was that he might be a little late.
Seven o'clock arrived and they teed off on time. But this time the man played left handed and shot a round of 3 under par.
While having a beer at the 19th hole one of the guys asked the new man "You play so well right or left handed, how do you decide which way to play?"
His response was "When I get up to come to the golf course, I look at my wife. If she is on her right side, I play right-handed. If she is on her left side, I play left-handed. "
What if she is lying on her back, one of the guys asked.
"Than I am going to be a little late "
Seven o'clock arrived and they teed off on time. The new man played right handed and shot a round of 2 under par. The guys were so impressed that they invited him back the next week. He accepted and was told the tee off time was again seven o'clock. His response was that he might be a little late.
Seven o'clock arrived and they teed off on time. But this time the man played left handed and shot a round of 3 under par.
While having a beer at the 19th hole one of the guys asked the new man "You play so well right or left handed, how do you decide which way to play?"
His response was "When I get up to come to the golf course, I look at my wife. If she is on her right side, I play right-handed. If she is on her left side, I play left-handed. "
What if she is lying on her back, one of the guys asked.
"Than I am going to be a little late "
Comments
Of course I can play the piano, as long as it has pedals!
that she had been Bee Stung on the Course.. The Mang.
asked Where were You stung? Between the FIRST & The
SECOND HOLE!!! The GROUNDSKEEPER said, MADAM, You
must have been Standing over top of the NEST!!!!!
BUFFLER BE SAFE!!!