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DONT SHOOT DURING SEX IN WISCONSIN

n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
ODD SEX LAWS



A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.

A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.

A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.

Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against * while watching two people having sex in a car.

In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.






One woman's opinion

Comments

  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    As humorous as these are, what fascinates me about them is speculating about the circumstances which led to their institution. If one had the time and resources (clouder?) to do the work, I suspect the origins would provide excellent material for a book.
  • Gordian BladeGordian Blade Member Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Judge, good one.
  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Definitely it deserves a "Legal Review"......

    A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
    (That what the electric battoons are for..???????)

    In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

    Definitely! or else you get a "CATDOG"


    In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

    Their chutes had a tendency to end their missery......


    If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

    To prevent the officer from getting "shot"....



    Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.

    As virgins they are the masters, used they become "misters"...

    A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

    Sure! that scares the fish and spoils your aim .......

    In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

    Yep! he must leave the rest of the can for his wife......

    A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

    That means you can do Brocoly,Raw oysters,and chilli......

    In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.

    What about daytime ????

    A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.

    The "skiny" ones ????

    Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

    I bet they are overalls with streching necks (no zipper)

    Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

    Definitely they get arrested for "honking" off !

    During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

    Do tinted glass do ??????

    In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

    That means if you have children you get arrested ?????

    In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

    Hi heels or low heeels ???

    Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against * while watching two people having sex in a car.

    Better to jump in ? and crassshhh the party ...???


    In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

    That is what "lovers" are for ????????

    In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

    That means you can do anybody else in the booth ? thats an inconstitutional discriminatory law against truck drivers.....!!!!!

    Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

    That means you can play "london bridge" (untill you fall)

    In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

    That is quite discriminatory against the police force !!!!!

    A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

    WHo is doing the driving ? the man ? That is "his" Punisment....


    No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

    Many "fat cows" over there ..... (Blubber control law)

    In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)

    That means the wedding night has to be off state bounds.....

    The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

    That means you must get a "minister" license before getting married!

    In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

    Definitely antinatural (Unless you practice tantra Yoga)....

    HEHEHE
    JD


    Good...? , Bad...? Who cares ? as long I am the one with the the gun.....
  • offerorofferor Member Posts: 8,625 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    In Helena, Montana, a necklace of steel balls should do the trick, weightwise.

    - Life NRA Member
    "If cowardly & dishonorable men shoot unarmed men with army guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary...and not by general deprivation of constitutional privilege." - Arkansas Supreme Court, 1878
  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Sounds like a good plan offeror.


    ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
    Will270win@nraonline.com
  • offerorofferor Member Posts: 8,625 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    By this Washington D.C. law alone, all the acts performed between President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky were illegal by their own admission. Aha!!!

    - Life NRA Member
    "If cowardly & dishonorable men shoot unarmed men with army guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary...and not by general deprivation of constitutional privilege." - Arkansas Supreme Court, 1878
  • NighthawkNighthawk Member Posts: 12,022 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    While on the subject its still on the books in VA as law along with a few others I cant mention.Note I said were still laws that are from the days of old,but never taken off,but in no way enforced.It is a felony for a man and wife to have sex in any other manner than missionary style.Its interesting to see some of these charter laws.

    Rugster
  • lokdok1lokdok1 Member Posts: 383 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I guess you don't want to be a virgin male in Illinois if your last name is Bates
  • airborneairborne Member Posts: 1,728 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't know how I missed this one earlier, but I did. When I read antiquated laws like these have to ask myself, how they ever got on the books, as there is usually a reason.

    Thanks, enjoyed.

    B - BreatheR - RelaxA - AimS - SightS - Squeeze
  • JudgeColtJudgeColt Member Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    While these are amusing to contemplate, I think they fall into the urban myth category. This list, and variations of it, appears in several places on the web.

    I doubt that very many of these are true, at least not now, if they ever were. Some, like the Ventura County, California item, may be based on a law that the author intentionally misinterpreted to make a better story. That item, for instance, could be based on the requirement to have a business or zoning permit to operate a breeding facility for dogs or cats.

    Being from Iowa, I searched the City Code of Ames (it is available on-line, are the codes of most states and municipalities) and do not find anything remotely connected to the item listed. Likewise, I have stayed in Sioux Falls, South Dakota in rooms without twin beds.

    If one were to take time to search the laws of the cities and states mentioned, I doubt that you would find any of these, at least in the form they are given.

    The fact that these are probably not true does not make it any less fun to contemplate the possible origin.
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