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Oh, tis true tis true

PelicanPelican Member Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭✭
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rags and Chebby trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby--it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.

The Almighty Himself Entrusted the Future of All Living Creatures to a Wooden Boat.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"Audemus jura nostra defendere"

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    simonbssimonbs Member Posts: 994
    edited November -1
    Hey Birdman,
    Some company/group has been advertising a big boat show in this area (B'ham) and they list a website of www.mobile.org. Do you know anything about them?

    I'm not afraid of the dark...the dark is afraid of me!
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    PelicanPelican Member Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey simon. Yea, thats the Tall Ships. They are coming to Mobile, AL on the 4th. We are going out in DEOLORES CATHERINE, (she is properly attired in red/white/blue) to meet them. Gonna be sumpin' to see.

    The Almighty Himself Entrusted the Future of All Living Creatures to a Wooden Boat.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"Audemus jura nostra defendere"
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    simonbssimonbs Member Posts: 994
    edited November -1
    I bet that'll be a sight to see. Wish I could slide down there, but we've got a small family reunion here the 4th - 7th.

    Have fun and take some pics for us

    I'm not afraid of the dark...the dark is afraid of me!
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