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Anything (Joke)
RUGERGUNZ
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A beautiful female student comes to a young professor's office early the morning of the final exams. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do... **anything**!!!"
He returns her gaze. "Anything???"
"Yes," she replies... "Anything!!!"
He gazes into her eyes and while stroking her hair he whispers, "Would you...... study???"
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." -- Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do... **anything**!!!"
He returns her gaze. "Anything???"
"Yes," she replies... "Anything!!!"
He gazes into her eyes and while stroking her hair he whispers, "Would you...... study???"
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." -- Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis