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Having a bad day...

Brth729Brth729 Member Posts: 1,231 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited March 2002 in General Discussion
recently got this from my brother...HAVING A BAD DAY? Just remember it could be worse. 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were returned to the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were eaten by killer whales. 2. A pshchology student in NY rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded. 3.Two animal rights activists were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn,Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all 2,000 lbs. of them escaped through a broken fence and stampeded. They left one of the protesters dead and the other seriously wounded with several broken bones, and a punctured lung.And the best one... 4.A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist to an appliance on the counter.Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a bat kept by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been listening to his Walkman. [This message has been edited by Brth729 (edited 03-07-2002).]

Comments

  • hunter280manhunter280man Member Posts: 705
    edited November -1
    And I thought re-building my suburbans motor was giving me fits. Started out a leak somewhere and escilated to blown head gaskets with pitted heads. And a new radiator and water pump. I still feel lucky after reading this post!
    Though I was born to royalty, I was snatched at birth, so treat me as the noble I am!!!
  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    And, not to change the mood to a somber tone, but we've also got some of our guys freezing their * off in Afghanistan while getting shot at. My day was a piece of cake in comparison..
    Gun Control Disarms Victims, NOT Criminals
  • daddodaddo Member Posts: 3,408
    edited November -1
    I never have a bad day when-1- I wake up in the morning.2- My kids are healthy and fine.4- I have my wife at home after a long day.5- I haven't done anything that will send me to hell.6- I haven't lost faith. That's all I got to say about that!
  • FitzFitz Member Posts: 258 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!Even better than the Darwin Awards! www.darwinawards.com Fitz
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