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Signs
nunn
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Signs, of any kind, are not required to keep you from carrying inside of a Federal building. Try it sometime. Instead of a SS office , try a real building of the Federal nature, like a Federal courthouse. Entry in the building isn't the only thing barred, the property, as a whole, cannot be entered armed by any other than a holder of a Federal badge of some sort. State LEO badges are not exempted from this. Some locales have been known to be tolerant of local badges but they do NOT have to be.
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"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,?you've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -? miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;? come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
************ ********* *****
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist' s door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
************ ********* *****
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
************ ********* *****
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
************ ********* *****
On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
************ ********* *****
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
************ ********* *****
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
************ ********* *****
On an Electrician' s truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
************ ********* *****
In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
************ ********* *****
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
************ ********* *****
At an Optometrist' s Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist' s window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
************ ********* *****
In a Veterinarian' s waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
************ ********* *****
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
************ ********* *****
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
************ ********* *****
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."************ *********
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