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Signs

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
edited February 2002 in General Discussion
Signs, of any kind, are not required to keep you from carrying inside of a Federal building. Try it sometime. Instead of a SS office , try a real building of the Federal nature, like a Federal courthouse. Entry in the building isn't the only thing barred, the property, as a whole, cannot be entered armed by any other than a holder of a Federal badge of some sort. State LEO badges are not exempted from this. Some locales have been known to be tolerant of local badges but they do NOT have to be.

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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
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    On a Septic Tank Truck:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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    At a Proctologist's door:
    "To expedite your visit, please back in."
    **************************?
    At an Optometrist's Office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for,?you've come to the right place."
    **************************?
    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."
    **************************?
    On another Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
    **************************?
    On a Church's Billboard:
    "7 days without God makes one weak."
    **************************?
    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
    "Invite us to your next blowout."
    **************************?
    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
    **************************?
    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."
    **************************?
    In a Non-smoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
    **************************?
    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
    **************************?
    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet -? miss a car payment."
    **************************?
    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
    **************************?
    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
    **************************?
    At the Electric Company
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."
    **************************?
    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry;? come on in and get fed up."
    **************************?
    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
    **************************?
    At a Propane Filling Station:
    "Thank heaven for little grills."
    **************************?
    CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."
    **************************?
    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    I really like the last one.[:D]


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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." At a military hospital-door to colonoscopy: "To expedite your visit, please back in." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." Another Pizza shop slogan: "Buy our pizza. We knead the dough." At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" At a dry cleaners: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot? Would that be satisfactory?" At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be." In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a propane filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills." And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    ************ ********* *****

    In a Podiatrist's office:

    "Time wounds all heels."

    ************ ********* *****

    On a Septic Tank Truck:

    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

    ************ ********* *****

    At a Proctologist' s door:

    "To expedite your visit please back in."

    ************ ********* *****

    On a Plumber's truck:

    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    ************ ********* *****

    On another Plumber's truck:

    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
    ************ ********* *****

    On a Church's Billboard:

    "7 days without God makes one weak."

    ************ ********* *****

    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
    "Invite us to your next blowout."

    ************ ********* *****

    At a Towing company:

    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
    ************ ********* *****

    On an Electrician' s truck:

    "Let us remove your shorts."

    ************ ********* *****

    In a Nonsmoking Area:

    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
    ************ ********* *****

    On a Maternity Room door:

    "Push. Push. Push."

    ************ ********* *****

    At an Optometrist' s Office:

    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
    ************ ********* *****

    On a Taxidermist' s window:

    "We really know our stuff."

    ************ ********* *****

    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
    ************ ********* *****

    At a Car Dealership:

    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
    ************ ********* *****

    Outside a Muffler Shop:

    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
    ************ ********* *****

    In a Veterinarian' s waiting room:

    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    ************ ********* *****

    At the Electric Company

    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."

    ************ ********* *****

    In a Restaurant window:

    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
    ************ ********* *****

    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    ************ ********* *****

    At a Propane Filling Station:

    "Thank heaven for little grills."

    ************ ********* *****

    And don't forget the sign at a

    Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."************ *********
  • Captain GunbrokerCaptain Gunbroker Member Posts: 29
    edited November -1
    NYC seen a sign mate that said towne cryer and pointed at a house that had a target on it with a lil pink bullseye
  • sandman2234sandman2234 Member Posts: 894 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    That radiator shop sign is common all over the country, gives people plenty of places to take a leak. Pawn shop window sign... Please unload all guns before entering. Pawn shop window sign with a twist.... Please unload guns and remove ski mask before entering.One somebody here posted about a Mortuary or Funeral home... We would rather do busines with a thousand terrorist than with one Jew.
    Have Gun, will travel
  • wundudneewundudnee Member Posts: 6,105 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sign on a local septic tank pumping truck."Satisfaction guaranteed or double your sewage back"
    "If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" Will Rogers
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  • timberbeasttimberbeast Member Posts: 1,738 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Got two, and I know both guys.A carpetlayer: "Get Laid by Gene".On a friend's work truck: "Driver Only Carries $20.00 Worth of Ammunition".
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
  • niklasalniklasal Member Posts: 776 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about an eyeglass shop down the street from me. In BIG bright red letters it reads "EYEGLASS WORLD"Too bad the "E-Y-E-G-L" letters burned out...
    NIKLASAL@hotmail.com
  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    In Lancaster, PA there is a company called Leaky Plumbing, the owners last name is Leaky.Sign on Pasture Fence: If can't cross this pasture in 9.5 seconds don't attempt it, the Bull can do it in 10 seconds.
    Remember...Terrorist are attacking Civilians; Not the Government. Protect Yourself!
    Keep your Powder dry and your Musket well oiled.
    NRA Lifetime Benefactor Member.
  • simonbssimonbs Member Posts: 994
    edited November -1
    A phrase my Dad's truck:Professional Stripping.Reeve's Furniture & Refinishing Shoppe
  • .280 freak.280 freak Member Posts: 1,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sign on a local sewer pumper's truck - "Number 1 in a number 2 business".We also have a radiator service shop that advertises - "Best place in town to take a leak". Probably one of those in just about every town, huh?
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