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alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
edited September 2001 in General Discussion
Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?A. They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!Q: What is the best Iraqi job?A: Foreign AmbassadorQ: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A. You only have to teach them to take off.Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?A. B-52...F-16...B-2Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?A: Aeroflot has killed more people.Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?A: So they can see their Air Force.Q. Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss?A. He elected to receiveQ: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000.Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."Q: What is Iraq's national bird?A: DuckQ. Sadam and a lawyer are buried neck deep in sand, who do you kick in the teeth first? A. Sadam, business before pleasure
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