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ACTUAL QUOTES FROM FEDERAL EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EV
Matt45
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ACTUAL QUOTES FROM FEDERAL EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALS:
> 1. SINCE MY LAST REPORT, HE HAS REACHED ROCK BOTTOM AND HAS STARTED TO DIG.
> 2. HIS MEN WOULD FOLLOW HIM ANYWHERE, BUT ONLY OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY.
> 3. I WOULD NOT ALLOW THIS EMPLOYEE TO BREED.
> 4. THIS EMPLOYEE IS REALLY NOT SO MUCH OF A HAS-BEEN, BUT MORE OF A DEFINITE WON'T BE.
> 5. WORKS WELL WHEN UNDER CONSTANT SUPERVISION AND CORNERED LIKE A RAT IN A TRAP.
> 6. WHEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH, IT SEEMS THAT THIS IS ONLY TO CHANGE WHICHEVER FOOT WAS PREVIOUSLY IN THERE.
> 7. IT'S HART TO BELIEVE THAT HE BEAT OUT 1,000,000 OTHER SPERM.
> 8. THIS YOUNG LADY HAS DELUSIONS OF ADEQUACY.
> 9. SHE SETS LOW PERSONAL STANDARDS AND THE CONSISTENTLY FAILS TO ACHIEVE THEM.
> 10. THIS EMPLOYEE SHOULD GO FAR-AND THE SOONER HE STARTS, THE BETTER.
> 11. THIS EMPLOYEE IS DEPRIVING A VILLAGE SOMEWHERE OF AN IDIOT.
> 12. NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER.
> 13. GOT INTO THE GENE POOL WHILE THE LIFEGUARD WASN'T WATCHING.
> 14. GOT A FULL 6-PACK, BUT LACKS THE PLASTIC THINGY TO HOLD IT ALL TOGETHER.
> 15. WHEEL IS TURNING, BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD.
> 16. A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY BUT WITH THE LENS COVER GLUED ON.
> 17. SOME DRINK FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE; HE ONLY GARGLED.
> 18. ONE NEURON SHORT OF A SYNAPSE.
> 19. GATES ARE DOWN, THE LIGHTS ARE FLASHING, BUT THE TRAIN ISN'T COMING.
> 20. HE'S SO DENSE, LIGHT BENDS AROUND HIM.
> 21. IF HE WERE ANY MORE STUPID, HE'D HAVE TO BE WATERED TWICE A WEEK.
Reserving my Right to Arm Bears!!!!
> 1. SINCE MY LAST REPORT, HE HAS REACHED ROCK BOTTOM AND HAS STARTED TO DIG.
> 2. HIS MEN WOULD FOLLOW HIM ANYWHERE, BUT ONLY OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY.
> 3. I WOULD NOT ALLOW THIS EMPLOYEE TO BREED.
> 4. THIS EMPLOYEE IS REALLY NOT SO MUCH OF A HAS-BEEN, BUT MORE OF A DEFINITE WON'T BE.
> 5. WORKS WELL WHEN UNDER CONSTANT SUPERVISION AND CORNERED LIKE A RAT IN A TRAP.
> 6. WHEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH, IT SEEMS THAT THIS IS ONLY TO CHANGE WHICHEVER FOOT WAS PREVIOUSLY IN THERE.
> 7. IT'S HART TO BELIEVE THAT HE BEAT OUT 1,000,000 OTHER SPERM.
> 8. THIS YOUNG LADY HAS DELUSIONS OF ADEQUACY.
> 9. SHE SETS LOW PERSONAL STANDARDS AND THE CONSISTENTLY FAILS TO ACHIEVE THEM.
> 10. THIS EMPLOYEE SHOULD GO FAR-AND THE SOONER HE STARTS, THE BETTER.
> 11. THIS EMPLOYEE IS DEPRIVING A VILLAGE SOMEWHERE OF AN IDIOT.
> 12. NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER.
> 13. GOT INTO THE GENE POOL WHILE THE LIFEGUARD WASN'T WATCHING.
> 14. GOT A FULL 6-PACK, BUT LACKS THE PLASTIC THINGY TO HOLD IT ALL TOGETHER.
> 15. WHEEL IS TURNING, BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD.
> 16. A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY BUT WITH THE LENS COVER GLUED ON.
> 17. SOME DRINK FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE; HE ONLY GARGLED.
> 18. ONE NEURON SHORT OF A SYNAPSE.
> 19. GATES ARE DOWN, THE LIGHTS ARE FLASHING, BUT THE TRAIN ISN'T COMING.
> 20. HE'S SO DENSE, LIGHT BENDS AROUND HIM.
> 21. IF HE WERE ANY MORE STUPID, HE'D HAVE TO BE WATERED TWICE A WEEK.
Reserving my Right to Arm Bears!!!!