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Best reply to a "Dear John" letter ever!!
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Best reply to a "Dear John" letter ever
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us
is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,
since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm
sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-
girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he
had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that
envelope....along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take
your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Thanks and Take Care, Ricky
Paranoid keeps you alive, worry just gives you stomach problems.
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A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us
is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,
since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm
sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-
girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he
had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that
envelope....along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take
your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Thanks and Take Care, Ricky
Paranoid keeps you alive, worry just gives you stomach problems.
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spiny
'not all who wander are lost'
I yearn for the simpiler times when a man could crawl out of his cave , club a woman over the head and drag her back "
Michael
Paranoid keeps you alive, worry just gives you stomach problems.
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