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Empty Brass (song sung to jingle bells)
Josey1
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Empty BrassBy Christopher S. HorneDashing o'er the dunes,With a rifle in my hand,O'er the hills I go,Hunting Taliban.I see one on a hill;The air is clean and cold.I throw the switchTo Rock `n' Roll,He'*, and down he goes!Chorus:Oh,Empty brass!Empty brass!Lying on the sand!What fun to hunt these terroristsIn this God-Forsaken land!Empty brass,Empty brass,Lying on the sand!I must admit,I'm lovin' it!I'm hunting Taliban!The magazine runs dry,I whip another out.I swap them on the fly,And drop the first one out.I'm closing on the cavesWhere a psychopath resides.I settle intoStealth Mode now.I'll skin the *'s hide!(Chorus)I step into the cave,Slip on my NVG's.I hear a steady drip,And feel a chilly breeze.I sense my target here;He's hiding in a trap.His fear is causticIn my nose.He's caught just like a rat!(Chorus)I`ve called the bombers inTo take care of his friends.I'm in position now,The Game is at an end.Osama's in my sights,I'm zeroed on his head.A trigger squeeze,My gun recoils,AND NOW THE *'S DEAD!Oh,Empty brass!Empty brass!Lying on the sand!What fun to hunt these terroristsIn this God-Forsaken land!Empty Brass!Empty Brass!Lying on the sand!We representThe hand of GodIn Afghanistan!
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