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14-year-old contortionist

beneteaubeneteau Member Posts: 8,553 ✭✭✭
edited July 2016 in General Discussion

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    shilowarshilowar Member Posts: 38,815 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That was CRAZY!!! Damn I hurt just watching that...that kid is gonna make mad loot.
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    mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,297 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    One of the wife's gymnastics students was bent like a pretzel and asked me if I could do that, I said kid if you ever see me in that position call 911!
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
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    andrewsw16andrewsw16 Member Posts: 10,728 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    She pointed the drawn bow at the judges and the audience for a few seconds. Bad ju-ju. Simon was about to stop her as you can see by his hand gestures. But, then she brought it back to a safe direction. Other than that, it was an entertaining act.
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    droptopdroptop Member Posts: 8,367 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Browsed Google images searching for contortionist

    Contortionists can contort in the most unusual ways. Most are women, maybe men are not flexible?

    Need to take that back,, happy contortionists are men. Live and learn.
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    p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750
    edited November -1
    That would be like making love to a gummy bear.[:p]
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,372 ******
    edited November -1
    I saw that on TV last night and just couldn't get into it. She is 14 and that outfit was "revealing things" I just didn't want to see. I understand that is probably part and parcel to how a contortionist has to dress to be able to do the things they do, I just got kinda grossed out by it.

    Maybe if she was 21 I'd feel differently.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Jayhawk2218Jayhawk2218 Member Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dennisnielsen
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    That would be like making love to a gummy bear.[:p]



    Dude, that is a 14 year old girl, WTH are you saying?



    Sounds like he may need a time out or worse. Girl is 14 and you are talking about having sex with her???[:(!]
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    p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dennisnielsen
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    That would be like making love to a gummy bear.[:p]



    Dude, that is a 14 year old girl, WTH are you saying?


    I didn't see the age but my comment was directed at the fluid movements of her body. Don't worry Dennis, I only like hairy cooters. I leave the Brazilian cuts for the Pedos.
    And make no mistake, men that like their women shaved are pedos.[xx(]
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    Jayhawk2218Jayhawk2218 Member Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by dennisnielsen
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    That would be like making love to a gummy bear.[:p]



    Dude, that is a 14 year old girl, WTH are you saying?


    I didn't see the age but my comment was directed at the fluid movements of her body. Don't worry Dennis, I only like hairy cooters. I leave the Brazilian cuts for the Pedos.
    And make no mistake, men that like their women shaved are pedos.[xx(]



    Obviously you watched the video, and she says she is 14 in it. Your comments sure sound like you're a pedo to me. Backstroke much?
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    US Military GuyUS Military Guy Member Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The title of this topic is - "14-year-old contortionist"

    and your claim is that you did not see her age -

    THE VERY FIRST WORD IN THE TOPIC?????!!!!!!

    [V] [V] [V]
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    reload999reload999 Member Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hurt my back just to watch those movements [B)]
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    sigarmsp226sigarmsp226 Member Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭
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    glynglyn Member Posts: 5,949
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    pulsarncpulsarnc Member Posts: 6,270 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    makes me hurt just watching her
    cry Havoc and let slip  the dogs of war..... 
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    p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dennisnielsen
    When a young lady becomes 21 it is a whole different thing.

    Mr. Perfect already stated 21 without any rebuttal.

    p3skypedo is the one that needs to explain himself.

    Maybe it is just a God hating thing.

    I myself think pedophiles need killing.


    If you keep screwing with me you lunatic, I will put a curse on you. Since you believe in magic, you know I can.
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    riflemikeriflemike Member Posts: 10,599
    edited November -1
    just upping post count
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    84Bravo184Bravo1 Member Posts: 11,109
    edited November -1
    IBTL...................Carry on.
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    Marc1301Marc1301 Member Posts: 31,897 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Anyway, back to the subject at hand. Unbelievable,.....but that can't be good for her joints long term. Hope she is still able to move by the time she's forty.

    Never seen anything like that before.[:0]
    "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
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    p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dennisnielsen
    lunatic & curses go hand in hand


    Denise, you know your mental ability is just like a Liberal Democrat right? Your reasoning ability is skewed and you sound like a babbling idiot.
    It's part of the curse and the degenerative effect on your mind will only increase. Soon, you'll fall asleep upright and drool on your shirt. You'll know then you are losing your mind.
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    p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dennisnielsen
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by dennisnielsen
    lunatic & curses go hand in hand


    Denise, you know your mental ability is just like a Liberal Democrat right? Your reasoning ability is skewed and you sound like a babbling idiot.
    It's part of the curse and the degenerative effect on your mind will only increase. Soon, you'll fall asleep upright and drool on your shirt. You'll know then you are losing your mind.




    Even if that were true, I still have no desire to molest little girls like you insinuate you like to do. So there's that.


    Read English you dolt. Your Dependsr are loaded, go clear your mind.
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    p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dennisnielsen
    Originally posted by US Military Guy
    The title of this topic is - "14-year-old contortionist"

    and your claim is that you did not see her age -

    THE VERY FIRST WORD IN THE TOPIC?????!!!!!!

    [V] [V] [V]
    end quote

    I must not be the only one to comprehend your sick mind


    You're just not the only dumb *. I don't read every word with a video, preferring to view it cold and make my own judgement. So what?
    I don't give a rats * what you or any other person thinks. I think your fixation is borderline psychotic, but like Eric and Barzilla, I just figure you're insane. Go suck eggs and bark at the moon (Barzilla conveniently posts the cycle of the moon now for all you lunatics).[8D]
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    1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    p3 i got what you where trying to say i think



    contortionist are freaky, never saw one that young but the ones that are old enough, and attractive are still weird looking


    i have misread many topics missing key words , but for the sake of negativity on the forum you will not get the slightest benefit of doubt from certain members
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    diver-rigdiver-rig Member Posts: 6,342 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1-fan
    p3 i got what you where trying to say i think



    contortionist are freaky, never saw one that young but the ones that are old enough, and attractive are still weird looking


    i have misread many topics missing key words , but for the sake of negativity on the forum you will not get the slightest benefit of doubt from certain members


    +1
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